My opening?

~~Nybble~~

Only Chess

09 Jun 06 23:09

~~NZDrifter~~

Deep in brown paste.

Joined: 19 Jun 06
Moves: 447

19 Jun 06 06:52

I think this guy is joking, because of 1.g4 e5 2.f4 Qh4#
This is called fools mate and is the shortest possible mate in chess. 😀

exigentsky

Joined: 19 Nov 05
Moves: 3112

19 Jun 06 07:36

Originally posted by Kirwan
And he did!

Yes, and many times. Despite the advice here, he insists on starting with g4. Unsurprisingly, he fell for mate in two more than once. Is there even a point in trying to help this guy? It's clear he's not paying attention to us.

~~Nybble~~

Joined: 09 Jun 06
Moves: 502

19 Jun 06 09:33

How about starting with f3, THEN playing g4?

TommyC

London

Joined: 04 Jun 06
Moves: 929

19 Jun 06 09:52

Originally posted by Nybble
How about starting with f3, THEN playing g4?

Ah, the nuance of move order. And don't forget f4 rather than f3.

Kirwan

Mel Kirwan

Hauxton

Joined: 20 Nov 05
Moves: 17764

19 Jun 06 14:59

Originally posted by TommyC
Ah, the nuance of move order. And don't forget f4 rather than f3.

We shouldn't really encourage him. It's the same with toddlers - negative attentiion is better than no attention

Red Night

RHP Prophet

pursuing happiness

Joined: 22 Feb 06
Moves: 13669

19 Jun 06 15:37

Originally posted by exigentsky
Yes, and many times. Despite the advice here, he insists on starting with g4. Unsurprisingly, he fell for mate in two more than once. Is there even a point in trying to help this guy? It's clear he's not paying attention to us.

The guy is doing it on purpose! It's a joke. At first I thought it was kind of humorous, but it no longer is funny.

By the way did anyone else notice the similiarity between his screen name and the screen name of a player who was banned at about the same time Nybble showed up?

~~Nybble~~

Joined: 09 Jun 06
Moves: 502

07 Jul 06 19:55

This should be on top!

aspviper666

Forgotten

Joined: 15 Sep 04
Moves: 4459

08 Jul 06 01:22

1. g4...e5 2. f4
Ahh yes,the Padders Gambit.