Play The Transvestite Attack!

Tyrannosauruschex

Mr T

Only Chess

01 Jul 08 21:15

moteutsch

Joined: 29 May 08
Moves: 10250

04 Jul 08 19:26

2 edits

Oh, come now Heroic, I was half asleep...

MontyMoose

New Braunfels, Texas

Joined: 22 Aug 07
Moves: 75480

04 Jul 08 19:47

In one of the main lines of the Scandinavian (1 e4...d5, 2 exd5...Qxd5) should white now start his TV attack with K-e2?

Thanks for the help.

heinzkat

Joined: 25 Apr 06
Moves: 5939

04 Jul 08 19:56

No, 3. Qe2! with 4. Kd1, 5. Qe1 should be the way to go.

moteutsch

Joined: 29 May 08
Moves: 10250

04 Jul 08 20:10

4 edits

No... You're all wrong.

1. e4 d5 2. Ke2 dxe4 3. Qe1 Nf6 4. Kd1

You could even go for the all-the-way gambit:

4... Bg4+ 5. f3 exf3 6. Bc4 fxg2+

MontyMoose

New Braunfels, Texas

Joined: 22 Aug 07
Moves: 75480

04 Jul 08 20:14

Originally posted by heinzkat
No, 3. Qe2! with 4. Kd1,...

Just seeing if anyone would bite on K-e2...Q-e4 mate. Back to the drawing board. 😉

ChessJester

EDMONTON ALBERTA

Joined: 30 Sep 05
Moves: 10841

04 Jul 08 22:11

1 edit

As white, its bad. As black, its interesting...

Here is one I played...

Didn't really try too much, but I played a delayed transvestite...

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move 1 could not be played: Invalid PGN : Error converting move d2

[Event "RHP Blitz rated"]
[Site "www.redhotpawn.com"]
[Date "2008.7.4"]
[Round "?"]
[White "Sam75"]
[Black "ChessJester"]
[Result "0-1"]

1. d2-d4 d7-d6 2. d4-d5 Ng8-f6 3. e2-e4 Nf6xe4 4. f2-f3 Ne4-f6 5. c2-c4 Ke8-d7 6. b2-b4 Qd8-e8 7. Bf1-d3 Kd7-d8 8. c4-c5 e7-e6 9. Bd3-c4 e6xd5 10. Ng1-e2 d5xc4 11. c5xd6 Bf8xd6 12. b4-b5 Qe8xb5 13. Nb1-c3 Qb5-a5 14. O-O Qa5-h5 15. Nc3-a4 Qh5xh2 16. Kg1-f2 Qh2-h4 17. Kf2-g1 Bc8-d7 18. f3-f4 Bd7xa4 19. Qd1xa4 Bd6-c5 20. Ne2-d4 Bc5xd4 21. Bc1-e3 Bd4xe3 22. Rf1-f2 Qh4xf2 23. Kg1-h1 Qf2-h4  0-1

Edit: It helps when you play against a beginner. 😛
Bad game.

greenpawn34

Joined: 06 May 08
Moves: 44439

04 Jul 08 22:22

You guys are mad.

How about swapping Knight stables with e3, d3 Ne2, Nd2, Nc3, Nf3, Nb1 and Ng1.

Then play chess. First to play it gets to name it.

Tyrannosauruschex

Mr T

I pity the fool!

Joined: 22 Jan 05
Moves: 22874

04 Jul 08 22:29

But what about this one where I beat Korch - surely that proves the opening is so versitile, nobody can write it off.

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move 1 could not be played: Invalid PGN : Error converting move e2

[Event "RHP Blitz rated"]
[Site "www.redhotpawn.com"]
[Date "2008.7.4"]
[Round "?"]
[White "Korch"]
[Black "Tyrannosauruschex"]
[Result "0-1"]

1. e2-e4 d7-d6 2. d2-d4 Ke8-d7 3. Ng1-f3 Qd8-e8 4. d4-d5 Kd7-d8 5. Nb1-c3 g7-g6 6. Bc1-d2 Bf8-g7 7. Bf1-b5 Bc8-d7 8. Bb5xd7 Nb8xd7 9. O-O e7-e5 10. d5xe6 f7xe6 11. Bd2-g5 Ng8-e7 12. Qd1-d2 h7-h6 13. Bg5xe7 Qe8xe7 14. Ra1-d1 Rh8-f8 15. Rf1-e1 Bg7xc3 16. Qd2xc3 Qe7-f6 17. Qc3xf6 Nd7xf6 18. e4-e5 Nf6-d5 19. e5xd6 c7xd6 20. Re1xe6 Kd8-d7 21. Re6-e1 Nd5-b4 22. c2-c3 Nb4-c6 23. Rd1-d2 Ra8-e8 24. Re1-d1 Rf8-f6 25. Nf3-d4 Nc6xd4 26. Rd2xd4 Re8-e2 27. f2-f3 Re2xb2 28. c3-c4 Kd7-c6 29. Rd1-a1 Kc6-c5 30. Rd4-h4 g6-g5 31. Rh4-g4 Rb2-c2 32. Ra1-d1 Rc2xc4 33. Rg4xc4 Kc5xc4 34. Rd1-c1 Kc4-b5 35. Rc1-b1 Kb5-c6 36. Rb1-c1 Kc6-d7 37. Rc1-b1 b7-b6 38. Rb1-b4 d6-d5 39. Rb4-a4 a7-a5 40. Ra4-d4 Kd7-c6 41. Rd4-d2 b6-b5 42. Rd2-c2 Kc6-b6 43. Rc2-d2 Rf6-d6 44. Kg1-f2 d5-d4 45. Kf2-e2 b5-b4 46. Ke2-d3 Kb6-b5 47. Kd3-e4 a5-a4 48. Ke4-e5 Rd6-d8 49. Rd2-b2 d4-d3 50. Rb2-d2 Kb5-c4 51. Ke5-e4 b4-b3 52. a2xb3 a4xb3  0-1

hunterknox

Hopeless romantic

The sticks

Joined: 01 Oct 06
Moves: 41291

04 Jul 08 22:46

1 edit

For all you statisticians out there, good opening preparation is worth about 200 points. I had to go prophylactic on moves 5 and 6. I shall name it "Steve".

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move 1 could not be played: Invalid PGN : Error converting move e2

[Event "RHP Blitz rated"]
[Site "www.redhotpawn.com"]
[Date "2008.7.4"]
[Round "?"]
[White "hunterknox"]
[Black "1400ish"]
[Result "1-0"]

1. e2-e3 d7-d5 2. d2-d3 Ng8-f6 3. Ng1-e2 e7-e6 4. Nb1-d2 Bf8-b4 5. a2-a3 Bb4-a5 6. b2-b4 Ba5-b6 7. Ne2-c3 O-O 8. Nd2-f3 Bc8-d7 9. Nc3-b1 e6-e5 10. Nf3-g1 e5-e4 11. Bc1-b2 e4xd3 12. Bf1xd3 Nf6-e4 13. Ng1-f3 Qd8-e7 14. O-O Bd7-g4 15. h2-h3 Bg4xh3 16. g2xh3 Ne4-g5 17. Nf3xg5 Qe7xg5 18. Kg1-h2 Qg5-e5 19. Bb2xe5 Nb8-c6 20. Be5-f4 Ra8-e8 21. Rf1-g1 d5-d4 22. Qd1-h5 d4xe3 23. Qh5xh7  1-0

greenpawn34

Joined: 06 May 08
Moves: 44439

04 Jul 08 23:02

The Steve it is.

Now Transvestite the King and Queen, and 'Steve' the Knights.

(I wonder what the normal player's are thinking when they see
this getting played against them. If any of them happen upon
the Chess Forum all you guys are in trouble - my tranny wins to date. P2. W2.)

Siskin

over your head

Joined: 12 Jul 04
Moves: 23004

04 Jul 08 23:48

don't worry about the moves, concentrate on the look and the attitude, you're opponent won't stand a chance

hunterknox

Hopeless romantic

The sticks

Joined: 01 Oct 06
Moves: 41291

05 Jul 08 00:14

It's not pretty, but if it's a pretty black transvestite called "Steve" that you want well, that's your business.

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move 1 could not be played: Invalid PGN : Error converting move e2

[Event "RHP Blitz rated"]
[Site "www.redhotpawn.com"]
[Date "2008.7.5"]
[Round "?"]
[White "1250ish"]
[Black "hunterknox"]
[Result "0-1"]

1. e2-e4 e7-e6 2. Qd1-f3 d7-d6 3. Ng1-e2 Ng8-e7 4. c2-c4 Nb8-d7 5. b2-b4 Ne7-c6 6. Bc1-a3 Nd7-f6 7. h2-h3 Nf6-g8 8. g2-g4 Nc6-b8 9. b4-b5 Ke8-e7 10. c4-c5 Qd8-e8 11. c5xd6 c7xd6 12. e4-e5 Ke7-d8 13. Qf3-d3 d6-d5 14. Ne2-c3 Bc8-d7 15. Ba3xf8 Qe8xf8 16. a2-a4 Qf8-c5 17. Nb1-a3 Ng8-e7 18. f2-f3 Ne7-g6 19. Nc3-e2 Ng6xe5 20. Qd3-c2 Ne5xf3 21. Ke1-d1 Qc5xc2 22. Na3xc2 Nf3-e5 23. d2-d4 Ne5-c4 24. Ra1-b1 Kd8-e7 25. Ne2-f4 g7-g5 26. Nf4-h5 Rh8-c8 27. Rb1-b4 Bd7-e8 28. Bf1xc4 Rc8xc4 29. Rb4xc4 d5xc4 30. Nh5-g3 f7-f6 31. Rh1-e1 Nb8-d7 32. Ng3-e4 Ra8-d8 33. Ne4-c5 Nd7xc5 34. a4-a5 Nc5-b3 35. Re1-e4 Be8xb5 36. d4-d5 Rd8xd5 37. Kd1-e2 Rd5-d2 38. Ke2-e3 Rd2xc2 39. Re4xe6 Ke7xe6  0-1

MontyMoose

New Braunfels, Texas

Joined: 22 Aug 07
Moves: 75480

05 Jul 08 00:38

Originally posted by hunterknox
It's not pretty, but if it's a pretty black transvestite called "Steve" that you want well, that's your business.

Honey, honest I can explain.....I had been drinking and it was dark and....
I just assumed the hairy legs were yours.....Ouch! That hurt!!.......

greenpawn34

Joined: 06 May 08
Moves: 44439

06 Jul 08 21:39

I used some of this stuff on the latest Corner - thank you boys and girls.

http://www.chessedinburgh.co.uk/chandlerarticle.php?ChandID=280

stepnkev

Joined: 14 Feb 05
Moves: 264

07 Jul 08 07:22

Originally posted by greenpawn34
The Steve it is.

Now Transvestite the King and Queen, and 'Steve' the Knights.

(I wonder what the normal player's are thinking when they see
this getting played against them. If any of them happen upon
the Chess Forum all you guys are in trouble - my tranny wins to date. P2. W2.)

Well - not sure about anyone else but I would be hoping that opening is played against me. That's just me though.

Play The Transvestite Attack!

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