Play The Transvestite Attack!

Tyrannosauruschex

Mr T

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01 Jul 08 21:15

stepnkev

Joined: 14 Feb 05
Moves: 264

07 Jul 08 07:24

Is this all just a joke thread? C'mon all, what's this world coming too?

zin23

Joined: 26 Sep 07
Moves: 600

07 Jul 08 17:06

Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
A revolutionary new method for black - resulting in such surprise by white that he will often lose track of the game completely.

[pgn]

[Event "The Transvestite"]
[Site "??"]
[Date "2008.7.01"]
[Round "?"]
[White "A. Player"]
[Black "T. Vestite"]
[Result "0-1"]
1.d4 e6 2.c4 Ke7 3.Nc3 Qe8 4.Nf3 Kd8 0-1
[/pgn]

To eliminate opening theory this could be used as a start position.

alternate position #1
White - original setup.
Black - King and queen switched.

alternate position #2
White king and queen switched
Black original setup

Anyone ever tried playing like this ?

XXXchessguyXXX

Joined: 29 Jun 08
Moves: 114

07 Jul 08 18:16

cool!

ChessJester

EDMONTON ALBERTA

Joined: 30 Sep 05
Moves: 10841

07 Jul 08 20:23

Originally posted by greenpawn34
You guys are mad.

How about swapping Knight stables with e3, d3 Ne2, Nd2, Nc3, Nf3, Nb1 and Ng1.

Then play chess. First to play it gets to name it.

You could call that the nitwit knight maneuver... its neither an attack nor a defense. lol

shorbock

Joined: 17 Mar 08
Moves: 1568

08 Jul 08 21:54

1 edit

I gave it a try, here is my first transvetite hippopotamus !

note: the hippopotamus opening is a slow and solid setup : pawns on a3,b3,d3,e3,g3,h3; bishops on b2, g2; knight on d2, e2. Some would call it heavy (though usually not in front of the beast), so i guessed the addition of some feminine touch would give it some grace...

http://fr.

This PGN could not be parsed.

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line 9: Unrecognised token '-e6'
line 9: Unrecognised token '-f6'
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move 1 could not be played: Invalid PGN : Error converting move e2

[Event "RHP Blitz rated"]
[Site "www.redhotpawn.com"]
[Date "2008.7.8"]
[Round "?"]
[White "shorbock"]
[Black "NN"]
[Result "1-0"]

1. e2-e3 d7-d5 2. Qd1-e2 e7-e5 3. Ke1-d1 Nb8-c6 4. Qe2-e1 Ng8-f6 5. b2-b3 Bc8-f5 6. Bc1-b2 Bf8-e7 7. g2-g3 O-O 8. Bf1-g2 Be7-b4 9. a2-a3 Bb4-e7 10. d2-d3 Rf8-e8 11. Ng1-e2 Be7-f8 12. Nb1-d2 e5-e4 13. d3-d4 Bf5-g4 14. h2-h3 Bg4-h5 15. g3-g4 Bh5-g6 16. Ne2-g3 h7-h6 17. c2-c3 Bf8-d6 18. Ng3-f5 Nc6-e7 19. Nf5xd6 Qd8xd6 20. Nd2-f1 Qd6-b6 21. Kd1-c2 Ne7-c6 22. Nf1-g3 Nc6-a5 23. b3-b4 Na5-c4 24. Bg2-f1 Qb6-a6 25. a3-a4 Qa6-c6 26. Bf1xc4 Qc6xc4 27. Qe1-e2 Ra8-d8 28. Qe2xc4 d5xc4 29. b4-b5 b7-b6 30. Bb2-a3 Nf6-d7 31. h3-h4 f7-f6 32. Ba3-b4 Bg6-f7 33. a4-a5 Bf7-e6 34. g4-g5 f6xg5 35. h4xg5 h6xg5 36. Rh1-h2 Re8-f8 37. a5xb6 a7xb6 38. Bb4xf8 Kg8xf8 39. Ra1-a7 Kf8-e7 40. Ra7xc7 Rd8-a8 41. Kc2-b2 Ke7-d6 42. Rc7-b7 Be6-d5 43. Ng3-f5 Kd6-e6 44. Nf5xg7 Ke6-f6 45. Rb7xd7 Bd5-e6 46. Rh2-h6  1-0

(it's a 1+1 bullet game so don't be too harsh!)