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Play The Transvestite Attack!

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A revolutionary new method for black - resulting in such surprise by white that he will often lose track of the game completely.

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
A revolutionary new method for black - resulting in such surprise by white that he will often lose track of the game completely.

[pgn]

[Event "The Transvestite"]
[Site "??"]
[Date "2008.7.01"]
[Round "?"]
[White "A. Player"]
[Black "T. Vestite"]
[Result "0-1"]
1.d4 e6 2.c4 Ke7 3.Nc3 Qe8 4.Nf3 Kd8 0-1
[/pgn]
Is that hommage to Hammerschlag thread ?

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It is called the transvestite because the male and female pieces are swapping roles.

I know a guy who is now about 2250 fide who used to frequently beat people with this opening as white and black.

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Now all we need is Korch to state that the Tranny is "perfectly playable at club level", Dragon Fire to post a conclusive win against a 1200 and this thread will be complete!
😛

z

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That's nice and all, but I prefer this...


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If anybody is up for it - I will play it in a blitz game so that we can see it working in practise.

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Originally posted by zebano
That's nice and all, but I prefer this...


[pgn]
[Event "The Transvestite 2"]
[Site "??"]
[Date "2008.7.01"]
[Round "?"]
[White "A. Player"]
[Black "T. Vestite"]
[Result "0-1"]
1.d4 d6 2.c4 Kd7 3.Nc3 Qe8 4.Nf3 Kd8 0-1
[/pgn]
I would still rather play as white 😛

greenpawn34

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I bet Russ is regreting given us this PGN moving thing.

Chris Guffogg
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Originally posted by Squelchbelch
Now all we need is Korch to state that the Tranny is "perfectly playable at club level", Dragon Fire to post a conclusive win against a 1200 and this thread will be complete!
😛
😀

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
[pgn]
[Event "Stupid Openings"]
[Site "??"]
[Date "2008.6.30"]
[Round "?"]
[White "King"]
[Black "Kong"]
[Result "1-0"]
1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 Ke7 3.Qe1 Qe8 4.Kd1 Kd8[/pgn]

I bet Russ is regreting given us this PGN moving thing.
Ohhhhh - the double transvestite. Probably the sharpest opening known to man.

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I see that black is loosing some tempo in development and also the possiblility of castling. I think that if you have 300- 400 more rating points then your opponent, then it is quite playable...😉

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Damn...so al those elementary puzzles that show this position and say "spot the mistake" are wrong...generations of chess players have been misinformed.

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Here it is. 5 minute Blitz. My opponent's p1200 with a 100% record (played 1, won 1). Clearly strong.



Here's the annotation:

4... Clearly white is in zugzwang. Knowing this he sends a disgruntled message.
6. White tries to mix it up. From here on it's all technique for black.
22. "Looks like your computer primed that last move lol" (victim)
22..."It's actually a 23 move combo" (hunterknox)
30. Finally moving out of the book...
30... with disasterous consequences!

So it works for me but I'd like to know more of the theory. Anyone got a copy of "The Killer Transvestite" they want to lend me?

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Originally posted by Squelchbelch
Now all we need is Korch to state that the Tranny is "perfectly playable at club level", Dragon Fire to post a conclusive win against a 1200 and this thread will be complete!
😛
OMG!😲 If I`m looking askew to such perversions as Hammerschlag how can you expect me to react on such extra pervert openings like that?

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i used to try a thing like it for jokes, going c3 and f3, trying to switch them on the outside.. leads to nice self mutilation..

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