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Originally posted by Dragon Fire
Fire indicates total destruction of opposition;
Dragons breathe fire which installs total fear into ones opponents.

Didn't work in 96 cases so far. Only partly worked in 188 cases 😛

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Hey DragonFire

There is guy on here called 'StGeorgeChess' he is going to get you.

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Originally posted by adramforall
Didn't work in 96 cases so far. Only partly worked in 188 cases 😛
Ah yes! but the Dragon who recognising the inevitibility of the situation withdraws and concedes rather than sacrifices himself on the alter of expediency, returns another day with renewed vigour and crushes all. He is a very fearsome beast indeed.

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
Hey DragonFire

There is guy on here called 'StGeorgeChess' he is going to get you.
User 414450 - P2 W0 D0 L2.

I quiver in fear. Let him come!

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College chess club I belonged to was called the Knights Of The Living Dead

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Originally posted by Dragon Fire
User 414450 - P2 W0 D0 L2.

I quiver in fear. Let him come!
OK then I summon User 376218

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Sam, Love it! Btw, I hope that you're not going to eat my brains.

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
OK then I summon User 376218
Played 53
Won 34
Lost 15
Drawn 4

Is that your boldest Knight?

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What about this guy User 322764 he will put your fire out.

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this thread seems to have morphed into a pokemon type battle. I like it. Being more direct, I will opt for brute force...the kind that can destroy entire planets. User 311159

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Originally posted by Sam The Sham
College chess club I belonged to was called the Knights Of The Living Dead
There was a chess club in London, all of whose members were deaf, called Silent Knights. They were anything but silent as they made little grunting and squeaking noises as they communicated with each other.

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...and squeaking noises as they communicated with each other.

But.....they were deaf??

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
...and squeaking noises as they communicated with each other.

But.....they were deaf??
Yes, but they mouthed words to each other with greatly exaggerated mouth movements (I guess this aided lip reading) and couldn't tell that they were also making grunting and squeaking noises as they did so.

Also, when they moved their chair they generally wouldn't lift it up but would push is across the floor so that it made a noise like an elephant running its fingernails down a blackboard. Again, because they were deaf they didn't realise this was making a noise.

It looks like the club might still be going:
http://grading.bcfservices.org.uk/getclub.php?club=Silent%20Knights&sort=2

They have some pretty decent players now by the look of things. When we used to play them their team was composed of one or two players graded around 100 and then ten abject beginners.

Once I was in the pub with several of our players and one of them asked me who I was playing against the next day. "Silent Knights", I replied. "Pardon?". "SILENT KNIGHTS". "What's that?". "SILENT KNIGHTS", I shouted, before realising, halfway through, that we taking the mickey. He was the same guy who helped me choose my very first curry in an Indian restaurant, explained that the "v.v.hot" next to the Phal meant "very mild". How we laughed as I downed glass after glass of water after one spoonful.

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Tiggeronvrb
In my student days I used to partake of far, far too many vodka and Redbulls (VRB as it was called). This had two unfortunate side effects:

1. I unfortunately felt that I could take on the entire Edinburgh university rugby team in a fight - which was narrowly avoided.

2. My friend then commented that when dancing fueled on this stuff I looked like tigger on vodka and red bull...

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PawnoftheDead, a fine gentleman from Georgia.