Riding my bike while thinking about chess and i...

Originally posted by chessisvanity
So i'm riding down a one way street thinking about chess and i get hit by a car...(30 mins ago) I went over the hood and landed on my back on my bike.....

But i still keep making moves baby!!

Nothing gunna stop me from reaching 1800!!!

Whose fault was it? Could you please describe in more detail which way you were both traveling and perhaps add a visual diagram?

Originally posted by cmsMaster
Whose fault was it? Could you please describe in more detail which way you were both traveling and perhaps add a visual diagram?

Yes, post a FEN, please!

Originally posted by chessisvanity
i'm an illegal alien living in usa.....i told the lady to leave and i grabbed my bike and carried it away..(wheel was mess'd up)....

I can't afford cops and ambulance asking questions.....and they came fast...i was only 2 blocks away when they were there!

you blew it, this could have been your ticket to citizenship

i was going down a one way street(me on bike going against traffic) and she was coming down a cross street...so at her stop sign all she did was look to her right(where traffic would be coming from....) and rolled through while stepping on the gas.....she "T" boned me....hitting my leg and back tire ....

my fault i assume.

Originally posted by chessisvanity
i was going down a one way street(me on bike going against traffic) and she was coming down a cross street...so at her stop sign all she did was look to her right(where traffic would be coming from....) and rolled through while stepping on the gas.....she "T" boned me....hitting my leg and back tire ....

my fault i assume.

Yes, your fault. A bike must obey the same rules of the road as a car. In most states, it is illegal to ride a bicycle on the sidewalk... fyi I guess.

I do hope you're ok.

Originally posted by chessisvanity
i was going down a one way street(me on bike going against traffic) and she was coming down a cross street...so at her stop sign all she did was look to her right(where traffic would be coming from....) and rolled through while stepping on the gas.....she "T" boned me....hitting my leg and back tire ....

my fault i assume.

Well I see three flaws here.

1.You were going against traffic, which is retarded.

2.The woman didn't look both ways, also retarded - but less than yours.

3.A woman was operating a vehicle.



















(Ok, I imagine that most women reading this have their panties all bundled up, so chill, it's a joke.)

Originally posted by zebano
Yes, your fault. A bike must obey the same rules of the road as a car. In most states, it is illegal to ride a bicycle on the sidewalk... fyi I guess.

I do hope you're ok.

My answer was far superior and more complete.

BTW, where's the visual diagram I asked for?

Originally posted by chessisvanity
i was going down a one way street(me on bike going against traffic) and she was coming down a cross street...so at her stop sign all she did was look to her right(where traffic would be coming from....) and rolled through while stepping on the gas.....she "T" boned me....hitting my leg and back tire ....

my fault i assume.

wrong again my friend 'm from massachusettes, and state law says that the driver of a vehicle must be in control and aware of their surroundings at all times

lmao on flaw number 3.....and i wish i knew how to make it visual....

and illegal aliens can't take people to court.

Originally posted by cmsMaster
Well I see three flaws here.

1.You were going against traffic, which is retarded.

2.The woman didn't look both ways, also retarded - but less than yours.

3.A woman was operating a vehicle.



















(Ok, I imagine that most women reading this have their panties all bundled up, so chill, it's a joke.)

Well I see four flaws here.

1. You were going against traffic, which is retarded.

2. The woman didn't look both ways, also retarded - but less than yours.

3. A woman was operating a vehicle, which is bad.

4. A man was operating another vehicle, also bad - even worse.











(Ok, I imagine that most men reading this have their knickers all bundled up, so chill, it's a joke.)

Originally posted by Nordlys
Well I see four flaws here.

1. You were going against traffic, which is retarded.

2. The woman didn't look both ways, also retarded - but less than yours.

3. A woman was operating a vehicle, which is bad.

4. A man was operating another vehicle, also bad - even worse.











(Ok, I imagine that most men reading this have their knickers all bundled up, so chill, it's a joke.)

So who SHOULD operate a vehicle, then?

Originally posted by cmsMaster
So who SHOULD operate a vehicle, then?

Intersexed people, obviously.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Well I see four flaws here.

1. You were going against traffic, which is retarded.

2. The woman didn't look both ways, also retarded - but less than yours.

3. A woman was operating a vehicle, which is bad.

4. A man was operating another vehicle, also bad - even worse.











(Ok, I imagine that most men reading this have their knickers all bundled up, so chill, it's a joke.)

BTW, Knickers?

Originally posted by Nordlys
Intersexed people, obviously.

Oh...yeah, obviously.