Albratez Soup

Originally posted by Andrew Kern
heres another one like that, and i will only say yes, no, or irrelevant.
a man is lying dead in a field. He is holding a straw. How did he die?

Did he unfortunately end up with the short straw?

Would the man be considered to be a normal adult male prior to his death?

Originally posted by apathist
Did he unfortunately end up with the short straw?

yes to apathist, and no to lemon lime.

Originally posted by venda
Would the man be considered to be a normal adult male prior to his death?

irrelevant

i'd say that you guys are 75 percent done with this one.

Do the circumstances dictate that it has to be a field?

Originally posted by venda
Do the circumstances dictate that it has to be a field?

no, but a field is where you would imagine the incident would happen.

Originally posted by Andrew Kern
no, but a field is where you would imagine the incident would happen.

Does the "incident" involve an aircraft in any way?

Originally posted by venda
Does the "incident" involve an aircraft in any way?

yep

Originally posted by Andrew Kern
yep

Were there people on a damaged aircraft, but not enough parachutes (short one parachute) so they drew straws to see who would be jumping without a parachute?

( Phwew, somehow I managed to say all that in the form of a question )

Originally posted by lemon lime
Were there people on a damaged aircraft, but not enough parachutes (short one parachute) so they drew straws to see who would be jumping without a parachute?

( Phwew, somehow I managed to say all that in the form of a question )

that works, but its not the answer im looking for.

He held on to it all the way down! Talk about clutching at straws.

Originally posted by apathist
He held on to it all the way down! Talk about clutching at straws.

XD

Originally posted by Andrew Kern
that works, but its not the answer im looking for.

Was the aircraft an airplane or a helicopter?

Originally posted by Andrew Kern
that works, but its not the answer im looking for.

He was chucked him out of the aircraft to reduce weight after drawing straws.
Come on Andrew, it's very similar to my first suggestion about the unopened parachute isn't it?