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Posers and Puzzles

  1. 20 Sep '04 15:43
    Can you figure out the mathematical proof that all girls are evil?

    Start with this and work it out:

    Girls are a product of money and time......
  2. 20 Sep '04 16:39
    Originally posted by fencingcoach
    Can you figure out the mathematical proof that all girls are evil?

    Start with this and work it out:

    Girls are a product of money and time......
    time is money
    => Girls = money * money

    money is the root of all evil

    => girls = sqrt(evil) * sqrt(evil)

    => girls = evil
  3. 21 Sep '04 00:46
    OK smarty pants did you work it out or did you know it already?
  4. 21 Sep '04 08:15
    Originally posted by iamatiger
    time is money
    => Girls = money * money

    money is the root of all evil

    => girls = sqrt(evil) * sqrt(evil)

    => girls = evil
    And here's me thinking the love of money is the root of all evil.
  5. 21 Sep '04 11:48
    Originally posted by fencingcoach
    OK smarty pants did you work it out or did you know it already?
    Well, I thought of "money is the root of all evil first", and then it took me some time to think of "time is money".
  6. Standard member Souska
    Evil Loonie
    07 Oct '04 14:18
    I knew that thing from about say 5 years ago!!!!!!!!!
    Souska
  7. Standard member Aynat
    Dog Companion
    08 Oct '04 05:20
    Interesting...

    Girls must be really scary.....


  8. 20 Oct '04 12:05
    I love girls and I love money. The two of them together have given me some of the best experiences of my life. Does this make me evil?
  9. Standard member genius
    Wayward Soul
    20 Oct '04 13:07 / 1 edit
    lucifer rears his head!
  10. 20 Oct '04 13:43
    Originally posted by howardbradley
    And here's me thinking the love of money is the root of all evil.
    If you refer to 1 Timothy 6:10, my understanding is that the meaning of the Greek is more: "the love of money is the root of all kinds of evil."
  11. Subscriber AThousandYoung
    It's about respect
    21 Oct '04 02:57
    That equation is identical to the one used I think.
  12. 28 Oct '04 13:56
    but there's a fault in your logic.

    If Time = money and girls = time + money then girls = 2 M, not M squared as was first stated.

    Therefore if G=2 M and money is the root of all evil, then

    G = 2 * RAE

    So girls are twice the root of all evil.

    If we substitute this into the original equations we get:

    2*RAE = T + RAE and T = RAE

    So therefore: 2 * RAE = 2 * RAE

    Cancelling out therefore proves nothing more than 1 = 1

  13. 28 Oct '04 19:44
    Originally posted by Starrman
    but there's a fault in your logic.

    If Time = money and girls = time + money then girls = 2 M, not M squared as was first stated.

    Therefore if G=2 M and money is the root of all evil, then

    G = 2 * RAE

    So girls are twice the root of all evil.

    If we substitute this into the original equations we get:

    2*RAE = T + RAE and T = RAE

    So ...[text shortened]... therefore: 2 * RAE = 2 * RAE

    Cancelling out therefore proves nothing more than 1 = 1

    but it was spicifiicaly stated that girls are the product of time and money.
  14. 03 Dec '05 05:38
    Originally posted by Alan Green
    I love girls and I love money. The two of them together have given me some of the best experiences of my life. Does this make me evil?
    no, it means you have a heart. i am a girl. i know. how dare you boyz say we are evil. if we decided to, we could defeat your entire race. excpet people who care of course.
  15. 03 Dec '05 15:38
    Originally posted by Zelinda
    how dare you boyz say we are evil. if we decided to, we could defeat your entire race. excpet people who care of course.
    nobody said it. it was just proven as true in the maths world, which doesnt mean its true in "normal people's world". so keep smiling and please dont defeat us, because (if you think it through) it would be commiting suicide.