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Posers and Puzzles

Posers and Puzzles

  1. Standard member Lockheed
    Nobody Special
    25 May '05 05:48
    I'm sitting here with a kitten sleeping in my lap thus rendering me immobile, so I thought I'd post this:

    A man lives on the twentieth floor of his apartment building. Every day, when he comes home from work, he takes the elevator up to the tenth floor and uses the stairs the rest of the way. Why does he do this?

    Hint: When it's raining, he rides the elevator all the way to his own floor.
  2. 25 May '05 09:31
    He's very short and can only reach the tenth button.

    When it's raining, of course, he takes his brolly. Very handy button pressing devices, brollies.
  3. Standard member Hegemon
    A Lost Bobby
    25 May '05 13:24
    well I knew that one but I was looking forward to some responses
  4. 25 May '05 14:28 / 1 edit
    Far be it from me to spoil your fun.

    He suffers from a psychological dis-order which only allows him to use the numbers one to ten.

    Unless it's raining. In which case, he only uses numbers 11 or greater.

    Friends call him Rainman.
  5. Standard member Alcra
    Lazy Sod
    25 May '05 15:01
    Originally posted by PawnCurry
    Far be it from me to spoil your fun.

    He suffers from a psychological dis-order which only allows him to use the numbers one to ten.

    Unless it's raining. In which case, he only uses numbers 11 or greater.

    Friends call him Rainman.
    However, imagine if he lived on the 5th floor? If it rained, he would have many flights to walk...

  6. Standard member Lockheed
    Nobody Special
    25 May '05 19:32
    Originally posted by PawnCurry
    He's very short and can only reach the tenth button.

    When it's raining, of course, he takes his brolly. Very handy button pressing devices, brollies.
    S'correct, of course.
  7. Standard member Bowmann
    Non-Subscriber
    26 May '05 00:33
    Hey, gerroff my puzzle!
  8. 26 May '05 05:50
    Originally posted by Bowmann
    Hey, gerroff my puzzle!
    When did you invent it?
  9. Standard member Bowmann
    Non-Subscriber
    26 May '05 13:22
    Originally posted by THUDandBLUNDER
    When did you invent it?
    Didn't. I posted it a few weeks ago.