Posers and Puzzles

Posers and Puzzles

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    08 Feb '05 19:37
    On this puzzle feel free to ask yes or no questions in order to figure it out. If you have seen this one before let others figure it out!

    A student is studying to become a doctor, its exam day and the instructor hands the student a femur the human theigh bone, and asks the student "how many femurs do you have?" the student answers five, "worng" says the instuctor, but yet the student is right how come?
  2. Under Cover
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    08 Feb '05 20:13
    She's pregnant. Her 2, the baby's 2, and the one the doctor handed her....am I right?
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    18 Feb '05 17:28
    yes you are how did you get it so fast and do you want another one?
  4. Standard memberPalynka
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    18 Feb '05 20:05
    I do...
  5. Standard memberPBE6
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    18 Feb '05 21:01
    Originally posted by BLReid
    She's pregnant. Her 2, the baby's 2, and the one the doctor handed her....am I right?
    My question is, who 'da father?
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    23 Feb '05 01:50
    Okay this one shall be harder the same rules apply and please tell me how you figure it out.πŸ™‚πŸ˜€

    A man is laying nacked in a feild cluching a piece of straw what happend?
  7. Under Cover
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    23 Feb '05 03:29
    Originally posted by Casandra
    Okay this one shall be harder the same rules apply and please tell me how you figure it out.πŸ™‚πŸ˜€

    A man is laying nacked in a feild cluching a piece of straw what happend?
    This sounds eerily like my single days years ago....
  8. Standard membergenius
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    23 Feb '05 11:30
    Originally posted by BLReid
    This sounds eerily like my single days years ago....
    no wonder she stood you up if you're offering her straw instead of roses...
  9. Under Cover
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    23 Feb '05 11:50
    Originally posted by genius
    no wonder she stood you up if you're offering her straw instead of roses...
    have you seen the price of roses?!
  10. Standard membergenius
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    23 Feb '05 11:57
    yeah-but c'mon. you could have at least offered her a bale! with, or even without, the bin bag! (depends how much you're willing to fork out. the bin bag does mean it shall mature better, but if you find a bale froma good year it shouldn't need to age overly...
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    23 Feb '05 14:261 edit
    Originally posted by Casandra
    Okay this one shall be harder the same rules apply and please tell me how you figure it out.πŸ™‚πŸ˜€

    A man is laying nacked in a feild cluching a piece of straw what happend?
    I know this one but I've always found the answer a bit out of touch with reality... Well, all these puzzles seem to be.
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    23 Feb '05 16:07
    All I will say exept in reply to question is its a good one and no it does not involve sex.
  13. SubscriberAThousandYoung
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    25 Feb '05 10:30
    Originally posted by Casandra
    Okay this one shall be harder the same rules apply and please tell me how you figure it out.πŸ™‚πŸ˜€

    A man is laying nacked in a feild cluching a piece of straw what happend?
    Is it a drinking straw?
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    25 Feb '05 17:33
    that is irrelvent, if its a drinking straw or otherwise including if its from a hay bale.

    think about other things such as how could he be in a field etc..
  15. Standard memberThe Plumber
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    25 Feb '05 18:50
    Originally posted by Casandra
    that is irrelvent, if its a drinking straw or otherwise including if its from a hay bale.

    think about other things such as how could he be in a field etc..
    There are an awful lot of possibilities. For one, he could be a naturalilst (nudist, for the politically incorrectπŸ˜‰), who is out stargazing in a field at night, and he grabbed the piece of straw to chew on as he was walking to where his current location is.

    A second possibility is that he's a very bad poker player, and he's down to his last straw.

    I could go on....πŸ™„
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