manhole covers

Why is a manhole cover round?

Rank the top 5 answers in order of their importance.

Originally posted by camilli
Why is a manhole cover round?

Rank the top 5 answers in order of their importance.

Originally posted by camilli
Why is a manhole cover round?

Originally posted by Fat Lady
Never mind that. What I want to know is why elephants have four feet?

Originally posted by Palynka
It's in their genes.

(This is also my excuse for debauchery)

Originally posted by Fat Lady
The correct answer is "Because they'd look silly with four inches". That was the first rude joke I ever heard, just a few days shy of my thirtieth birthday. I'd led a sheltered life until then. And now, ten years later, I know about a dozen rude jokes.

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
What's the difference between Santa's Elf and Gonorrhea?

5. Just because, triangular manholes are so yesterday.

4. A man should be well rounded, even if he's a-hole.

3. Why not?

2. They are esthetically pleasing. Square covers were popular in the renaissance, but romanticism eventually required more sensuality, more style, more imagination. What could be more imaginative and romantic and exciting than a round manhole cover?

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Well, one's a Cunning Runt...

1. Open your mouth as big as you can and look in the mirror. What shape is it?

Originally posted by Fat Lady
Never mind that. What I want to know is why elephants have four feet?

Originally posted by camilli
Why is a manhole cover round?

Rank the top 5 answers in order of their importance.