Originally posted by tomtom232
If you want to see some really terrible puns then visit Thread 102715
The Gandhi one is quite brilliant!
What about the Spam brothers Frank & Sam who die in a car crash? Frank goes to heaven and Sam goes to hell. After a few weeks Frank is missing his brother and manages to get a day pass from St Peter. So off he goes with his harp and halo down to hell. He finds his brother running a nightclub! Its brilliant disco music, go-go dancers, booze. ... Anyway Frank has a great time but finally has to leave. back at the Pearly Gates St Pete wont let him in. "Where's your instrument" he asks. Frank realises what he has forgotten and replies
"I left my harp in Sam Spam's Disco"