29 Oct 08
Originally posted by coquetteIf you want to see some really terrible puns then visit Thread 102715
there was nothing punny about that
05 Nov 08
Originally posted by tomtom232The Gandhi one is quite brilliant!
If you want to see some really terrible puns then visit Thread 102715
What about the Spam brothers Frank & Sam who die in a car crash? Frank goes to heaven and Sam goes to hell. After a few weeks Frank is missing his brother and manages to get a day pass from St Peter. So off he goes with his harp and halo down to hell. He finds his brother running a nightclub! Its brilliant disco music, go-go dancers, booze. ... Anyway Frank has a great time but finally has to leave. back at the Pearly Gates St Pete wont let him in. "Where's your instrument" he asks. Frank realises what he has forgotten and replies
"I left my harp in Sam Spam's Disco"
05 Nov 08
that gandhi one really is great.
the only good ones i know are awful takes on chinese proverbs:
"confucius says: 'man who smash hand through window feel pane'
confucius says: 'man who stand on toilet is high on pot'
(and my personal favorite)
confucius says: 'man who fart in church... sit in own pew'"
04 Dec 08
Originally posted by Aetheraelconfucius says: man who lays woman on ground has peace on earth.
that gandhi one really is great.
the only good ones i know are awful takes on chinese proverbs:
"confucius says: 'man who smash hand through window feel pane'
confucius says: 'man who stand on toilet is high on pot'
(and my personal favorite)
confucius says: 'man who fart in church... sit in own pew'"
