Posers and Puzzles

Posers and Puzzles

  1. Joined
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    27 Oct '08 19:23
    if a centipede 100 drops, how much did a precipice? ans.

    a sheer drop
  2. ALG
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    28 Oct '08 07:44
    Originally posted by katia08
    if a centipede 100 drops, how much did a precipice? ans.

    a sheer drop
    Hahahahahahaaaaa

    Was it a joke?
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    28 Oct '08 07:52
    yes, just a great pun to share...... While I get up to speed on my chess skills. Then I will try a game!
  4. Subscribercoquette
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    28 Oct '08 23:47
    there was nothing punny about that
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    29 Oct '08 02:17
    Originally posted by coquette
    there was nothing punny about that
    If you want to see some really terrible puns then visit Thread 102715
  6. Standard memberwolfgang59
    Mr. Wolf
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    05 Nov '08 08:25
    Originally posted by tomtom232
    If you want to see some really terrible puns then visit Thread 102715
    The Gandhi one is quite brilliant!

    What about the Spam brothers Frank & Sam who die in a car crash? Frank goes to heaven and Sam goes to hell. After a few weeks Frank is missing his brother and manages to get a day pass from St Peter. So off he goes with his harp and halo down to hell. He finds his brother running a nightclub! Its brilliant disco music, go-go dancers, booze. ... Anyway Frank has a great time but finally has to leave. back at the Pearly Gates St Pete wont let him in. "Where's your instrument" he asks. Frank realises what he has forgotten and replies





















    "I left my harp in Sam Spam's Disco"
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    05 Nov '08 11:53
    that gandhi one really is great.

    the only good ones i know are awful takes on chinese proverbs:

    "confucius says: 'man who smash hand through window feel pane'
    confucius says: 'man who stand on toilet is high on pot'

    (and my personal favorite)
    confucius says: 'man who fart in church... sit in own pew'"
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    04 Dec '08 09:30
    Originally posted by Aetherael
    that gandhi one really is great.

    the only good ones i know are awful takes on chinese proverbs:

    "confucius says: 'man who smash hand through window feel pane'
    confucius says: 'man who stand on toilet is high on pot'

    (and my personal favorite)
    confucius says: 'man who fart in church... sit in own pew'"
    confucius says: man who lays woman on ground has peace on earth.
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