Stupid Mind Games 2?

ALIENS!!!

The blind man from the frst question (remember him).

His body is at the bottom of the cliff.
The tide comes in and washes it out to sea.

The bloke from the second question comes along.

He sees the body in the sea.
He strips off naked and dives in to save him.

(he does not know the blind man is already dead)

The tide pulls the guy away out to sea. He does manage
to make it back ashore but 5 miles from where he started.

So now I have him naked - Yes - agreed?

So this bloke starts walking inland. He is tired after
his ordeal in the sea and cold. He dies of hypothermia
in the middle of a field.

The bloke who originally set these questions saw everything
that has happened. Including the blind man falling off the cliff.

He places a straw in the naked man's hand and runs home
to his computer to set this puzzle.

WALLAH!

Originally posted by emanon
The second guy jumped out of an air-balloon to save his friend, they were too heavy loaded and going to crash, even taken his clothes off did not give the required weight ballence. To decide whom has to jump out, straws were drawn and, obviously, the dead bloke won.

I think other, funnier, solutions are possible though!

This is the solution I originally had in mind.. sorry it wasn't the greatest of puzzles. 😉

Originally posted by greenpawn34
The blind man from the frst question (remember him).

His body is at the bottom of the cliff.
The tide comes in and washes it out to sea.

The bloke from the second question comes along.

He sees the body in the sea.
He strips off naked and dives in to save him.

(he does not know the blind man is already dead)

The tide pulls the guy away ...[text shortened]... s a straw in the naked man's hand and runs home
to his computer to set this puzzle.

WALLAH!

interesting theory... but not exactly what I had in mind. 😀

Originally posted by strokem1
1. There was a man who lived on a cliff by the sea. Every day he liked to walk to the edge of the cliff and listen to the sounds of the ocean, such as the sea gulls, the waves, the buoy bells... One day after a terrible storm the buoy had blown out to see. The man not knowing the buoy was gone walks off the cliff and dies. Why?

2. A dead man is found in ...[text shortened]... nd please state which problem the question is for, although it will probably be self evident. 😀

It has become popular belief of the squirrels, my friend, that both men are not really dead. They are merely trying to force you all into posting humorous, eccentric, or perhaps even plausible reasons for their deaths, so that they may put such reasons into action and collect all insurance money later as a mysterious identical twin.

Also, the squirrels would like to inform all of you that they want more birdseed.

That is all.