1. Joined
    08 Jan '06
    Moves
    695
    29 Jul '06 19:02
    Originally posted by TheGambit
    Where were the survivors buried?
    theres another
    you don't bury survivors
  2. B is for bye bye
    Joined
    09 Apr '06
    Moves
    27526
    29 Jul '06 19:111 edit
    Say GHOST five times fast (I'll wait)
    ....

    What do you get out of a toaster?
  3. B is for bye bye
    Joined
    09 Apr '06
    Moves
    27526
    29 Jul '06 19:111 edit
    Say SHOP five times fast (again I'll wait)
    ....

    What do you do when you come to a green light?
  4. Joined
    08 Jan '06
    Moves
    695
    29 Jul '06 19:13
    Originally posted by Gastel
    Say GHOST five times fast (I'll wait)
    ....

    What do you get out of a toaster?
    burnt bread
  5. Joined
    08 Jan '06
    Moves
    695
    29 Jul '06 19:14
    Originally posted by Gastel
    Say SHOP five times fast (again I'll wait)
    ....

    What do you do when you come to a green light?
    i stop of course what would you do?
  6. Joined
    21 Jul '06
    Moves
    0
    29 Jul '06 20:16
    Originally posted by sofar55
    i stop of course what would you do?
    Crash into the back of you.

    ------------------------------

    Say SILK five times fast (I'll wait)
    ....

    What do cows drink?
  7. Standard memberBowmann
    Non-Subscriber
    RHP IQ
    Joined
    17 Mar '05
    Moves
    1345
    29 Jul '06 20:20
    Originally posted by TheGambit
    When is a door not a door?
    When it turns into a street.
  8. Standard memberBowmann
    Non-Subscriber
    RHP IQ
    Joined
    17 Mar '05
    Moves
    1345
    29 Jul '06 20:21
    Originally posted by ThudanBlunder
    Crash into the back of you.

    ------------------------------

    Say SILK five times fast (I'll wait)
    ....

    What do cows drink?
    "Dr Pepper".
  9. Tempe, AZ
    Joined
    12 Oct '04
    Moves
    117487
    07 Aug '06 23:56
    Originally posted by Bowmann
    "Dr Pepper".
    I don't get these riddles...
  10. Joined
    16 Dec '04
    Moves
    56692
    09 Aug '06 13:15
    Originally posted by chess kid1
    I don't get these riddles...
    A midget wearing a parachute gets into an elevator and stands on a block of ice, he gets out at the 24th floor to buy a can of Dr. Pepper from the vending machine. He lives on the 35th floor and has to walk the rest of the way up even though the lift goes all the way up to the 48th floor. The year is 1902 and Dr. Pepper hads't even been invented, how is this possible?
  11. Standard memberark13
    Enola Straight
    mouse mouse mouse
    Joined
    16 Jan '05
    Moves
    12804
    09 Aug '06 15:37
    Originally posted by TheGambit
    A midget wearing a parachute gets into an elevator and stands on a block of ice, he gets out at the 24th floor to buy a can of Dr. Pepper from the vending machine. He lives on the 35th floor and has to walk the rest of the way up even though the lift goes all the way up to the 48th floor. The year is 1902 and Dr. Pepper hads't even been invented, how is this possible?
    Since gravity slows time, time passes slightly quicker on top of the building than it does on the bottom. Now, the midget has created two wormhole mouths, one at the bottom of the building, and one in his apartment. After letting these sit for the proper amount of time to allow him to gain the time necessary to go far enough into the future to get a Dr. Pepper, he brings the wormhole at the bottom of the building up to his apartment. Passing through in one direction will send him into the future, and the other direction will send him to the past. He first goes to the future, acquires a Dr. Pepper machine, brings this machine back in time with him, and puts it to the 24th floor. When he goes up the elevator, he stands on the block of ice to press buttons. But even with the block of ice, he can only hit the buttons up to 24 (he's a very short midget). He wears the parachute because it helps him feel like he's living dangerously.
  12. Joined
    16 Dec '04
    Moves
    56692
    09 Aug '06 15:56
    Originally posted by ark13
    Since gravity slows time, time passes slightly quicker on top of the building than it does on the bottom. Now, the midget has created two wormhole mouths, one at the bottom of the building, and one in his apartment. After letting these sit for the proper amount of time to allow him to gain the time necessary to go far enough into the future to get a Dr. Pepp ...[text shortened]... short midget). He wears the parachute because it helps him feel like he's living dangerously.
    Don't ruin it for everyone! 😠
  13. Joined
    01 Mar '06
    Moves
    537
    09 Aug '06 16:42
    Originally posted by crazyblue
    there you have a puzzle (an old one though):

    an old man dies and his possessions (17 camels) are given to his 3 sons. the old man wanted his oldest sun to get 1/2 of the camels, the middle one 1/3 of the camels and the youngest 1/9 of the camels.
    now they have no clue how to solve this, as they dont want to cut the camels into pieces.

    so they go see ...[text shortened]... hat leaves them with 1 camel left over, which they give back to the wise man. how did that work?
    Was the camel that the wise man gave the brothers a mother with a baby camel?
  14. Standard membercadwah
    ¯\_(^.^)_/¯
    Joined
    25 Sep '05
    Moves
    55289
    09 Aug '06 19:34
    Originally posted by sweetAfina
    Was the camel that the wise man gave the brothers a mother with a baby camel?
    No, you are Drunk, get off the merry-go-round.
  15. Joined
    21 Jul '06
    Moves
    0
    10 Aug '06 00:07
    Originally posted by sofar55
    theres another
    you don't bury survivors
    Yeah, you cremate them.
Back to Top

Cookies help us deliver our Services. By using our Services or clicking I agree, you agree to our use of cookies. Learn More.I Agree