1. Subscriberinvigorate
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    19 Jan '05 11:45
    In the land of untopia they are short of just one thing, if they had this one thing they would have everything:

    They have: sex but they don't have children
    They have: tables but no chairs
    They have: woods but no trees

    Ask me a question and I'll tell you if they have it or not. Then try and guess what the missing ingreadiant is. Remember if they had the missing ingredient thay would have everything
  2. Standard memberflexmore
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    19 Jan '05 12:042 edits
    Originally posted by invigorate
    In the land of untopia they are short of just one thing, if they had this one thing they would have everything:

    They have: sex but they don't have children
    They have: tables but no chairs
    They have: woods but no trees

    Ask me a q ...[text shortened]... mber if they had the missing ingredient thay would have everything
    do they exist?

    sex and kids go together,
    tables and chairs fit,
    woods always have trees.

    ... but only in the real world...

    so they they must be imaginary.

    add the magical ingredient of reality and they have it all!
  3. Subscriberinvigorate
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    19 Jan '05 12:11
    they live on Utopia because they don't have earth
    They have imagination but no dreams
    They do know about the world but they know other planets
  4. Standard memberjimmyb270
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    19 Jan '05 12:18
    Originally posted by invigorate

    They have: sex but they don't have children
    Sounds good to me!
  5. Standard memberThe Plumber
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    19 Jan '05 14:30
    boys but no girls
    automobiles but no motorcycles
    planes but no trains
    wine and cheese but no bread

    (how am I doing?)
  6. Standard memberThe Plumber
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    19 Jan '05 14:32
    Originally posted by invigorate
    They do know about the world but they know other planets
    I think you meant to say "don't know about the world." ??
  7. Subscriberinvigorate
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    19 Jan '05 15:23
    Originally posted by The Plumber
    I think you meant to say "[b]don't know about the world." ??[/b]
    You are correct Mr Plumber on all counts - but ofcourse in utopis there is neither water or plumbers, they have plumbing but no plumbers
  8. Standard memberPalynka
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    19 Jan '05 16:372 edits
    Originally posted by invigorate
    You are correct Mr Plumber on all counts - but ofcourse in utopis there is neither water or plumbers, they have plumbing but no plumbers
    Nice problem, I think I have it now.

    They have movies but no actors.
    They have music but no singers.
    They have televisions but no radios.
  9. Subscriberinvigorate
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    19 Jan '05 17:57
    Correct
  10. Subscriberinvigorate
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    19 Jan '05 18:00
    Originally posted by invigorate
    Correct
    But in utopia you would be neither correct nor incorrect, right nor wrong- but you could be inbetween.
  11. Standard memberPBE6
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    19 Jan '05 19:24
    Arr, this be a hard one.
    😀
  12. Subscriberinvigorate
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    19 Jan '05 20:12
    in Utopia nothing is hard or firm just soft and cuddly
  13. Standard memberPBE6
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    Can I referer you to one of the rereferrers from Utopia? Some of them are extraterritorial, some of them are extraterrestrial, but they all consider refrigerators to be extracurricular.
  14. Subscriberinvigorate
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    19 Jan '05 20:38
    I think you are on the way to finding the missing thing
  15. Standard memberPBE6
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    Arr, I think I get it. They have udon noodles but no rigatone, seaweed but no perogies, soy but no cream, golf but no cricket, and "l's" but not "r's".

    I think Utopia is actually Japan.
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