utopia

In the land of untopia they are short of just one thing, if they had this one thing they would have everything:

They have: sex but they don't have children
They have: tables but no chairs
They have: woods but no trees

Ask me a question and I'll tell you if they have it or not. Then try and guess what the missing ingreadiant is. Remember if they had the missing ingredient thay would have everything

Originally posted by invigorate
In the land of untopia they are short of just one thing, if they had this one thing they would have everything:

They have: sex but they don't have children
They have: tables but no chairs
They have: woods but no trees

Ask me a q ...[text shortened]... mber if they had the missing ingredient thay would have everything

do they exist?

sex and kids go together,
tables and chairs fit,
woods always have trees.

... but only in the real world...

so they they must be imaginary.

add the magical ingredient of reality and they have it all!

they live on Utopia because they don't have earth
They have imagination but no dreams
They do know about the world but they know other planets

Originally posted by invigorate

They have: sex but they don't have children

Sounds good to me!

boys but no girls
automobiles but no motorcycles
planes but no trains
wine and cheese but no bread

(how am I doing?)

Originally posted by invigorate
They do know about the world but they know other planets

I think you meant to say "don't know about the world." ??

Originally posted by The Plumber
I think you meant to say "[b]don't know about the world." ??[/b]

You are correct Mr Plumber on all counts - but ofcourse in utopis there is neither water or plumbers, they have plumbing but no plumbers

Originally posted by invigorate
You are correct Mr Plumber on all counts - but ofcourse in utopis there is neither water or plumbers, they have plumbing but no plumbers

Nice problem, I think I have it now.

They have movies but no actors.
They have music but no singers.
They have televisions but no radios.

Correct

Originally posted by invigorate
Correct

But in utopia you would be neither correct nor incorrect, right nor wrong- but you could be inbetween.

Arr, this be a hard one.
😀

in Utopia nothing is hard or firm just soft and cuddly

Can I referer you to one of the rereferrers from Utopia? Some of them are extraterritorial, some of them are extraterrestrial, but they all consider refrigerators to be extracurricular.

I think you are on the way to finding the missing thing

Arr, I think I get it. They have udon noodles but no rigatone, seaweed but no perogies, soy but no cream, golf but no cricket, and "l's" but not "r's".

I think Utopia is actually Japan.