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  1. 16 Aug '13 11:23
    Anyone know a good one?


    here is one:

    there are 10 types of people in the world:
    those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 3.
  2. 16 Aug '13 11:24
    one more:

    there are 10 types of people in the world:
    those who understand hexadecimal and F the rest.
  3. Standard member sonhouse
    Fast and Curious
    16 Aug '13 13:32
    Originally posted by Zahlanzi
    one more:

    there are 10 types of people in the world:
    those who understand hexadecimal and F the rest.
    So a statistician and a physicist went hunting. They saw this 8 point deer and the physicist took a shot, missed by 2 meters to the right.

    The statistician took his shot, it went 2 meters to the left.

    GOT IT, he says!
  4. 16 Aug '13 17:26
    The variation of the first one that I've heard:

    There are only three kinds of people in this world, those who can count and those who can't.
  5. 16 Aug '13 17:33
    Why is 6 so afraid of 7?

    Because 7,8,9.

    I didn't get it until I said it out loud.
  6. Standard member sonhouse
    Fast and Curious
    16 Aug '13 17:58
    A sign on a math instructors classroom wall:


    Don't drink and derive....
  7. 16 Aug '13 20:13 / 3 edits
    I am afraid the only maths joke I know of is:

    There are only three kinds of people in this world; Those who can count and those who can't.

    -and I got that one from somebody else. So that's three people involved here; me and him.
  8. Standard member wolfgang59
    Infidel
    18 Aug '13 00:45
    many versions of joke but punchline is;
    he squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the son of the squaw on the other two hides....
  9. Standard member sonhouse
    Fast and Curious
    18 Aug '13 02:54
    So the math classmates really respected their professor and on his birthday planted a tree in his name. It was a special tree. It had square roots.
  10. Standard member wolfgang59
    Infidel
    18 Aug '13 04:55
    Why are trees positive?

    Because if they were negative they would only have imaginary roots
  11. Subscriber deriver69
    Keeps
    19 Aug '13 04:17
    An Irish maths joke

    What do three oaks equal?

    9 (tree + tree + tree)

    If a dog poos under each one now what does it equal?

    10 (tree and a turd + tree and a turd + tree and a turd)
  12. Standard member DeepThought
    Losing the Thread
    20 Aug '13 15:53
    A computer programmer was sent to the shops by his wife to get a loaf of bread, and if they had eggs he was to get a dozen. He returned with twelve loaves of bread.
  13. 20 Aug '13 17:54 / 1 edit
    Originally posted by DeepThought
    A computer programmer was sent to the shops by his wife to get a loaf of bread, and if they had eggs he was to get a dozen. He returned with twelve loaves of bread.
    The wife needs to debug him and try again. A software course might help.
  14. 20 Aug '13 18:29
    Did ya hear about the constipated mathematician? Yea he worked the problem out with pencil and paper.
  15. 24 Aug '13 02:55
    What do you have if you have 10^21 piccolos?



    A gigolo.