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Joined 04 Feb '05 Moves 29132 Anyone know a good one?
here is one:
there are 10 types of people in the world:
those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 3.

Joined 04 Feb '05 Moves 29132 one more:
there are 10 types of people in the world:
those who understand hexadecimal and F the rest.

slatington, pa, usa

Joined 28 Dec '04 Moves 52619 Originally posted by Zahlanzi
one more:
there are 10 types of people in the world:
those who understand hexadecimal and F the rest. So a statistician and a physicist went hunting. They saw this 8 point deer and the physicist took a shot, missed by 2 meters to the right.

The statistician took his shot, it went 2 meters to the left.

GOT IT, he says!

Joined 12 Jul '08 Moves 12091 The variation of the first one that I've heard:
There are only three kinds of people in this world, those who can count and those who can't.

Joined 12 Jul '08 Moves 12091 Why is 6 so afraid of 7?
Because 7,8,9.
I didn't get it until I said it out loud.

slatington, pa, usa

Joined 28 Dec '04 Moves 52619 A sign on a math instructors classroom wall:
Don't drink and derive....

Joined 06 Mar '12 Moves 625 I am afraid the only maths joke I know of is:
There are only three kinds of people in this world; Those who can count and those who can't.
-and I got that one from somebody else. So that's three people involved here; me and him.

Dunedin

Joined 09 Jun '07 Moves 45641 many versions of joke but punchline is;
he squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the son of the squaw on the other two hides....

slatington, pa, usa

Joined 28 Dec '04 Moves 52619 So the math classmates really respected their professor and on his birthday planted a tree in his name. It was a special tree. It had square roots.

Dunedin

Joined 09 Jun '07 Moves 45641 Why are trees positive?

Reveal Hidden ContentBecause if they were negative they would only have imaginary roots

Shanghai

Joined 16 Feb '06 Moves 112777 An Irish maths joke
What do three oaks equal?
9 (tree + tree + tree)
If a dog poos under each one now what does it equal?
10 (tree and a turd + tree and a turd + tree and a turd)

Cosmopolis

Joined 27 Oct '04 Moves 78621 A computer programmer was sent to the shops by his wife to get a loaf of bread, and if they had eggs he was to get a dozen. He returned with twelve loaves of bread.

Joined 06 Mar '12 Moves 625 Originally posted by DeepThought
A computer programmer was sent to the shops by his wife to get a loaf of bread, and if they had eggs he was to get a dozen. He returned with twelve loaves of bread. The wife needs to debug him and try again. A software course might help.

Joined 29 Mar '09 Moves 767 Did ya hear about the constipated mathematician? Yea he worked the problem out with pencil and paper.

Joined 25 Nov '04 Moves 35786 What do you have if you have 10^21 piccolos?
A gigolo.