Originally posted by eatmybishopYou can't be serious... The lengths of the laces and the kind of pants, as well as the weather conditions must be known to answer that.
if you put inflated balloons down your pants when you go running and you forget to do up your laces and trip over, will the balloons:
a:cushion the blow?
b: pop?
c: make you float away?
apologies if this thread has been done already, but i need to know urgently?
Originally posted by eatmybishopThe answer can be easily derived from the empirical fact (which I have verified) that a standard Durex strawberry-flavoured prophylactic holds three pints of water without bursting, but cannot tolerate the same amount of Guinness (I'm quite serious about this, and don't tell me that the resulting spilled Guinness was wasted -- it tasted of strawberries anyway).
if you put inflated balloons down your pants when you go running and you forget to do up your laces and trip over, will the balloons:
a:cushion the blow?
b: pop?
c: make you float away?
apologies if this thread has been done already, but i need to know urgently?
I leave the details to you, as an exercise.
Originally posted by ChronicLeaky:o
The answer can be easily derived from the empirical fact (which I have verified) that a standard Durex strawberry-flavoured prophylactic holds three pints of water without bursting, but cannot tolerate the same amount of Guinness (I'm quite serious about this, and don't tell me that the resulting spilled Guinness was wasted -- it tasted of strawberries anyway).
I leave the details to you, as an exercise.
how many pints had you drunk before the experiment?
Originally posted by kbaumenIt really is funny how beer and taste are so different among people.
Well, it was funny, I simply don't agree. I like Guinness a lot. And I'm not thick-necked and my name is not Gunther. Anyway, that's just a matter of taste.
I mean people outside America think Budweiser is a crap beer...but i like it.
As for imports I really like Moosehead and Kokanee from Canada...Sapporo from Japan and Tsingtsao (sp? ) from China.
Don't like any of the dark beers and think Red Stripe is dishwater.
That sentiment goes for PBR too...that has got to be the worst beer produced here
Dave
Originally posted by nmdavidbHeh, going a bit off-topic.
It really is funny how beer and taste are so different among people.
I mean people outside America think Budweiser is a crap beer...but i like it.
As for imports I really like Moosehead and Kokanee from Canada...Sapporo from Japan and Tsingtsao (sp? ) from China.
Don't like any of the dark beers and think Red Stripe is dishwater.
That sentiment goes for PBR too...that has got to be the worst beer produced here
Dave
I'm also 'outside America' and I think that Budweiser is crap. The only difference from your statement is that I don't think Budweiser is beer. More like a juice. I like Guinness, Kilkenny and many Latvian beers. I'm positive you don't know any of them. Czech beers are fine, like Koff (I think it's Czech). Some Finnish beers are fine also, for example Lapin Kulta.
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Originally posted by nmdavidbYeah, it is as scientific as running with inflated balloons in your pants.
a little bit off topic...but it is still a "science"
I have had a few Czech beers...we have this place called Old Chicago here that has over 100 beers from all over.
If ya drink em all ya get a t-shirt!
Dave
A funny T-Shirt is always worth earning. I have a friend who has T-Shirt with "I'm not as think as you drunk I am" written on it.
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Originally posted by kbaumenIn Kentucky you are not legally drunk if you can still hold onto the floor.
Yeah, it is as scientific as running with inflated balloons in your pants.
A funny T-Shirt is always worth earning. I have a friend who has T-Shirt with "I'm not as think as you drunk I am" written on it.
I have a real problem with the wording of that though..."legally" drunk.
Well if it's legal...what's the problem?
One of my fave George Carlin Observations
Dave
edit: My girlfriend bought me one that has a farmer with a 15 ft rooster on a leash and it says above the pic..."I have a..."