Originally posted by KazetNagorra
A programmer's suicide note:

cout << "Goodbye world" << endl;

René Descartes walks into a bar and the bartender asks if he'd like a beer.

Descartes replies "I don't think..." and he disappears.

Why can't you integrate Europe?

Too many poles.

Rather ugly that lass, notta prety
All the women offered her pity
So her doc could not guess
That her Wasserman test
Involved half of the men of the city

"Gee m'lady you are 2 advanced"
Said the doc as he noticed the facts
"I would kiss, I would squeeze you
Do whatever to please you
If you bend a bit low here at once"

"OK doc" she replied well enjoyed
"I jus' hope that you 'll share that joint;
Always love a coition
In any position
With the usual organs employed;
See, the enjoyment of sex although great
Later on it is said to abate;
Well oh doc could be so
Right now I don't know
Cause I 'm only about eighty-eight"