Originally posted by KazetNagorraHaha!
One atom says to the other: "I think I just lost an electron". The other atom replies: "Are you sure?" - "Yes, I'm positive."
x² and e^x are walking through an alley when suddenly the evil differentiator shows up. x² runs away, but e^x is not scared. Suddenly e^x vanishes. "Haha", the evil differentiator says, "I am d/dy!"
Originally posted by PsychoPawnI heard that one years ago. So I am going to throw one out that I didn't make up too.
What does the insomniac dislexic agnostic do at night?
Stay up wondering if there is a dog.