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Joined 27 Nov '04 Moves 41991 Originally posted by znsho
I don't get it. Please explain. A mole is a a measure of the amount of a substance.
For the second you can either have union-ised (i.e. part of a union) or un-ion-ised (i.e. not charged).
Joined 26 Nov '07 Moves 1085 What do you get if you cross a mountaineer with a mosquito?
Nothing - you can't cross a scalar with a vector.
Joined 11 Nov '05 Moves 43938 "Look at my photo of the Total Solar Eclipse!"
"It's nice, but it's not too sharp, is it...?"
"Yes, I know, I wasn't sure of the distance."
Joined 07 Sep '05 Moves 35068 Originally posted by Swlabr
What do you get if you cross a mountaineer with a mosquito?
Nothing - you can't cross a scalar with a vector. A variant of that (and my favourite rubbish mathematical joke):
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a goat?
Mod sheep times mod goat times the sine of the angle between them times a unit vector perpendicular to them both in a right-handed sense.
Joined 26 Nov '07 Moves 1085 Originally posted by mtthw
A variant of that (and my favourite rubbish mathematical joke):
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a goat?
Mod sheep times mod goat times the sine of the angle between them times a unit vector perpendicular to them both in a right-handed sense. My favourite maths joke is,
What do you get if you integrate one over cabin with respect to cabin?
Well, you would think the answer would be log cabin, but you would be wrong! It is actually a beach house, as it's log cabin + c...
Joined 02 Aug '06 Moves 3992 Originally posted by scottishinnz
One for the Brits.
A man walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a pint of energy please".
The barman says, "That'll be ATP".
(80p - 80 Britsh pence) Nice one.
Joined 07 Nov '07 Moves 538 Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Na is running around freaking out. "I've lost my electron! I've lost my electron! Help!"
Sly Cl, trying to hide the stolen electron, asks Na - "Are you sure"?
"Yes, I'm positive!" Along the same lines: A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When he asks the bartender for the bill, the bartender says, "For you, no charge!"
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