1. Sigulda, Latvia
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    07 Jun '08 18:361 edit
    A six-year-old's conversation with his father:
    "Daddy, daddy! How do you write an eight?"
    "Oh, that's easy, son. You just take an infinity sign and rotate it counter-clockwise by pi over two radians!"

    YOU too post some jokes.
  2. Standard memberirontigran
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    08 Jun '08 05:14
    Originally posted by kbaumen
    A six-year-old's conversation with his father:
    "Daddy, daddy! How do you write an eight?"
    "Oh, that's easy, son. You just take an infinity sign and rotate it counter-clockwise by pi over two radians!"

    YOU too post some jokes.
    i guess that about does it for science jokes lol 😉

    if i knew about science id make one up but cant think of any..
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    "Mother, may I go out to see the solar eclipse?"
    "Yes, my dear, you may. Don't stay to close though."
  4. Berks.
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    08 Jun '08 09:13
    Why did the white bear dissolve in water?

    Because it was polar.
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    08 Jun '08 14:191 edit
    Originally posted by Peakite
    Why did the white bear dissolve in water?

    Because it was polar.
    How can you tell the sex of a chromosome?

    Pull its genes down.
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    08 Jun '08 14:24
    Johnny was a chemist's son, but alas he is no more.
    For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
  7. Standard memberscottishinnz
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    08 Jun '08 14:341 edit
    Originally posted by kbaumen
    A six-year-old's conversation with his father:
    "Daddy, daddy! How do you write an eight?"
    "Oh, that's easy, son. You just take an infinity sign and rotate it counter-clockwise by pi over two radians!"

    YOU too post some jokes.
    One for the Brits.

    A man walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a pint of energy please".

    The barman says, "That'll be ATP".




    (80p - 80 Britsh pence)
  8. Standard memberChronicLeaky
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    08 Jun '08 15:161 edit
    "Some say the pope is the greatest cardinal, but this is not likely true, since all but one pope has had a successor."
  9. SubscriberAThousandYoung
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    08 Jun '08 16:45
    Na is running around freaking out. "I've lost my electron! I've lost my electron! Help!"

    Sly Cl, trying to hide the stolen electron, asks Na - "Are you sure"?

    "Yes, I'm positive!"
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    10 Jun '08 16:23
    Heisenberg's wife is complaining about the effect his work is having on their sex life to her neighbour.
    "When he has the energy he doesn't have the time, but when he has the time he doesn't have the energy!"
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    10 Jun '08 16:25
    Alternative:
    Policeman stops Heisenberg in his car and asks
    "Do you know how fast you were going back there?!"
    Response
    "No, but I can tell you exactly where I am"
  12. weedhopper
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    11 Jun '08 01:20
    J heard this one in college:

    Ask someone 2 questions and it will tell you whether or not they are a chemist:

    1--What is a mole? and

    2--Pronounce the word U-N-I-O-N-I-Z-E-D.

    Well, it was funny to me at the time.
  13. Standard memberscottishinnz
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    11 Jun '08 02:28
    Originally posted by PinkFloyd
    J heard this one in college:

    Ask someone 2 questions and it will tell you whether or not they are a chemist:

    1--What is a mole? and

    2--Pronounce the word U-N-I-O-N-I-Z-E-D.

    Well, it was funny to me at the time.
    Haha, that's pretty funny! 🙂
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    Two mitochondria walk into a bar. The bar tender asks the first mitochondria what it would like to drink. The mitochondria says, "I'll have a few hundred ribosomes and some DNA and some matrix". The second mitochondria looks at the first one who ordered and said, "Some powerhouse you are, your nothing more than a lysosome".
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    11 Jun '08 17:25
    Originally posted by PinkFloyd
    J heard this one in college:

    Ask someone 2 questions and it will tell you whether or not they are a chemist:

    1--What is a mole? and

    2--Pronounce the word U-N-I-O-N-I-Z-E-D.

    Well, it was funny to me at the time.
    I don't get it. Please explain.
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