2005 1st Annual Hypocrisy Olympics

I would like to start an interest list for organizing an annual Olympics of Spiritual Hypocrisy.

I would also like suggestions for events. Some that I have in mind include:

The Do What I Say, Not What I Do Decathlon
The Twisting of Bible Verses Strong Man Competition
Mental Gymnastics

Do you want to compete? Who do you want to see compete? Who will take the gold home to his Creator?

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
I would like to start an interest list for organizing an annual Olympics of Spiritual Hypocrisy.

I would also like suggestions for events. Some that I have in mind include:

The Do What I Say, Not What I Do Decathlon
The Twisting of Bible Verses Strong Man Competition
Mental Gymnastics

Do you want to compete? Who do you want to see compete? Who will take the gold home to his Creator?

I'm excited to see who wins the Being Judgemental for Jesus performances. I think the Dutch team has a ringer this year. My money is on them.

Originally posted by darvlay
I'm excited to see who wins the Being Judgemental for Jesus performances. I think the Dutch team has a ringer this year. My money is on them.

Ah, yes, what a great event. Next year we shall open the Games with the ceremonial Casting of the First Stone by this year's BJJ gold medalist.

The 8th Commandment Debate, in which competitors may only use plagiarized arguments.

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
The 8th Commandment Debate, in which competitors may only use plagiarized arguments.

This one should'nt be too hard to compete in.

Nyxie

Originally posted by Nyxie
This one should'nt be too hard to compete in.

Nyxie

Shall I sign you up for this event then?

Who wants to challenge Nyxie?

How about the False Prophet Profiteering competition? Will someone finally oust the Bible Belt Americans from their throne?

Originally posted by darvlay
How about the False Prophet Profiteering competition? Will someone finally oust the Bible Belt Americans from their throne?

I'll try being a false prophet. I've done it before, for charity.

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Shall I sign you up for this event then?

Who wants to challenge Nyxie?

I'm afraid I must decline, it would be bad if I were to "lead the pack". We don't want to upset the people who follow the "olde ways".


Nyxie

Originally posted by royalchicken
I'll try being a false prophet. I've done it before, for charity.

I'll kick your ass in this one, boyo! I can turn on the tears like that *snap* Also, I bet you don't have any 'plants' for your audience... heh heh. Alas, I've already said too much. A good heretic never gives away all his secrets...

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
I would like to start an interest list for organizing an annual Olympics of Spiritual Hypocrisy.

I would also like suggestions for events. Some that I have in mind include:

The Do What I Say, Not What I Do Decathlon
The Twisting of Bible Verses Strong Man Competition
Mental Gymnastics

Do you want to compete? Who do you want to see compete? Who will take the gold home to his Creator?

Are there any spots open in the Feeding Christians to Lions or Curing the Lepers events? If not I'd like to put my name in for the Walking on Water Competition and anything involving smiting.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Are there any spots open in the Feeding Christians to Lions or Curing the Lepers events? If not I'd like to put my name in for the Walking on Water Competition and anything involving smiting.

DoctorScribbles, I would like to enter the AntiChrist competition. If the Whore of Babylon is white, might I suggest that as the prize. It would surely give me an incentive.

I want to sign up for the cross carrying relay race. I've been watching tapes of Jesus' technique in handing off to Simon and think I could beat his time.

I would like to submit my application for "Mr.Congeniality" medal in my new approach in debate with the Christian folk I have dealt with here. I think I have been Mr.Manners and that should not go unrecognized. I also recognize Starrman as a worthy opponent in this event.

I would like to enter any event that I am garunteed second place. I don't want to upset the status quo.

Nyxie