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Spirituality

  1. Standard member DoctorScribbles
    BWA Soldier
    10 Mar '05 20:48
    I would like to start an interest list for organizing an annual Olympics of Spiritual Hypocrisy.

    I would also like suggestions for events. Some that I have in mind include:

    The Do What I Say, Not What I Do Decathlon
    The Twisting of Bible Verses Strong Man Competition
    Mental Gymnastics

    Do you want to compete? Who do you want to see compete? Who will take the gold home to his Creator?
  2. 10 Mar '05 20:57
    Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
    I would like to start an interest list for organizing an annual Olympics of Spiritual Hypocrisy.

    I would also like suggestions for events. Some that I have in mind include:

    The Do What I Say, Not What I Do Decathlon
    The Twisting of Bible Verses Strong Man Competition
    Mental Gymnastics

    Do you want to compete? Who do you want to see compete? Who will take the gold home to his Creator?
    I'm excited to see who wins the Being Judgemental for Jesus performances. I think the Dutch team has a ringer this year. My money is on them.
  3. Standard member DoctorScribbles
    BWA Soldier
    10 Mar '05 21:02
    Originally posted by darvlay
    I'm excited to see who wins the Being Judgemental for Jesus performances. I think the Dutch team has a ringer this year. My money is on them.
    Ah, yes, what a great event. Next year we shall open the Games with the ceremonial Casting of the First Stone by this year's BJJ gold medalist.
  4. Standard member DoctorScribbles
    BWA Soldier
    10 Mar '05 21:09
    The 8th Commandment Debate, in which competitors may only use plagiarized arguments.
  5. Standard member Nyxie
    The eyes of truth
    10 Mar '05 21:12
    Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
    The 8th Commandment Debate, in which competitors may only use plagiarized arguments.
    This one should'nt be too hard to compete in.

    Nyxie
  6. Standard member DoctorScribbles
    BWA Soldier
    10 Mar '05 21:17
    Originally posted by Nyxie
    This one should'nt be too hard to compete in.

    Nyxie
    Shall I sign you up for this event then?

    Who wants to challenge Nyxie?
  7. 10 Mar '05 21:18
    How about the False Prophet Profiteering competition? Will someone finally oust the Bible Belt Americans from their throne?
  8. Standard member royalchicken
    CHAOS GHOST!!!
    10 Mar '05 21:19
    Originally posted by darvlay
    How about the False Prophet Profiteering competition? Will someone finally oust the Bible Belt Americans from their throne?
    I'll try being a false prophet. I've done it before, for charity.
  9. Standard member Nyxie
    The eyes of truth
    10 Mar '05 21:28
    Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
    Shall I sign you up for this event then?

    Who wants to challenge Nyxie?
    I'm afraid I must decline, it would be bad if I were to "lead the pack". We don't want to upset the people who follow the "olde ways".


    Nyxie
  10. 10 Mar '05 21:31
    Originally posted by royalchicken
    I'll try being a false prophet. I've done it before, for charity.
    I'll kick your ass in this one, boyo! I can turn on the tears like that *snap* Also, I bet you don't have any 'plants' for your audience... heh heh. Alas, I've already said too much. A good heretic never gives away all his secrets...
  11. Standard member Hand of Hecate
    Merciless Vagabond
    10 Mar '05 21:53
    Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
    I would like to start an interest list for organizing an annual Olympics of Spiritual Hypocrisy.

    I would also like suggestions for events. Some that I have in mind include:

    The Do What I Say, Not What I Do Decathlon
    The Twisting of Bible Verses Strong Man Competition
    Mental Gymnastics

    Do you want to compete? Who do you want to see compete? Who will take the gold home to his Creator?
    Are there any spots open in the Feeding Christians to Lions or Curing the Lepers events? If not I'd like to put my name in for the Walking on Water Competition and anything involving smiting.
  12. Donation kirksey957
    Outkast
    10 Mar '05 22:00
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    Are there any spots open in the Feeding Christians to Lions or Curing the Lepers events? If not I'd like to put my name in for the Walking on Water Competition and anything involving smiting.
    DoctorScribbles, I would like to enter the AntiChrist competition. If the Whore of Babylon is white, might I suggest that as the prize. It would surely give me an incentive.
  13. Donation rwingett
    Ming the Merciless
    10 Mar '05 22:07
    I want to sign up for the cross carrying relay race. I've been watching tapes of Jesus' technique in handing off to Simon and think I could beat his time.
  14. Standard member Joe Fist
    Troubador
    10 Mar '05 22:18
    I would like to submit my application for "Mr.Congeniality" medal in my new approach in debate with the Christian folk I have dealt with here. I think I have been Mr.Manners and that should not go unrecognized. I also recognize Starrman as a worthy opponent in this event.
  15. Standard member Nyxie
    The eyes of truth
    10 Mar '05 22:23
    I would like to enter any event that I am garunteed second place. I don't want to upset the status quo.

    Nyxie