72 Virgins

72 virgins !

I mean 72 beautiful virgins.

I will not embrace the religion but what does christianity offers against that ? Nothing but a lame old guy in the clouds ? Oh yes and his son.

Strange !

I would gratefully embrace christianity if they were only lets say 31 ?

Dumb trade!

So you get 72 nice girls that haven't got any first hand experience whatsoever in the matter of sex? Lame Buzz!

Originally posted by laedawg
Dumb trade!

So you get 72 nice girls that haven't got any first hand experience whatsoever in the matter of sex? Lame Buzz!

You can do whatever they wanna do with them !

Damn experience that´s pure fun !

Originally posted by Rochade
You can do whatever they wanna do with them !

Damn experience that´s pure fun !

Yeah, but then you have all eternity to break them in. Which brings up another point: wouldn't only 72 women get pretty boring after a year or two? I mean King Solomon (at least the one in the story) had seven hundred of wives and almost half as many concubines. He only live to be a bit over 50. So I'm gonna need at least
9*10^(9*10^(9*10^9973498279823847923)) just to get me started.

Originally posted by telerion
Yeah, but then you have all eternity to break them in. Which brings up another point: wouldn't only 72 women get pretty boring after a year or two? I mean King Solomon (at least the one in the story) had seven hundred of wives and almost half as many concubines. He only live to be a bit over 50. So I'm gonna need at least
9*10^(9*10^(9*10^9973498279823847923)) just to get me started.

Don't worry. There's lots of foetuses in heaven.

Originally posted by telerion
Yeah, but then you have all eternity to break them in. Which brings up another point: wouldn't only 72 women get pretty boring after a year or two? I mean King Solomon (at least the one in the story) had seven hundred of wives and almost half as many concubines. He only live to be a bit over 50. So I'm gonna need at least
9*10^(9*10^(9*10^9973498279823847923)) just to get me started.

Solomon was the coolest cat in the O.T. Not only the wisest man in the Bible but he had a sexual appetite that would make Wilt Chamberlain blush. He also wrote pornographic poems about his many conquests that are considered to be the "Word of God". How can you not love the old pervert?

I guess we can trade our Virgins like Pokemon cards.