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72 Virgins

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For suicide bombers and martyrs.

What I want to know is, if they all get 72, where do the virgins come from?
They can't share the same ones, for obvious reasons. The numbers just don't seem to add up - anyone know the official answer to this?

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I never got that part about the virgins. What's so great about it? After a while - if they get lucky - they won't be virgin anymore.

So what's so special about it?

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Originally posted by Jee
So what's so special about it?
Once they've been popped, they start to smell.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Once they've been popped, they start to smell.
gross!

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Originally posted by Jee
gross!
Exactly. That's why virgins are where it's at.

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And another thing - what do the women bombers/martyrs get? Surely they wouldn't want 72 male virgins would they?

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
And another thing - what do the women bombers/martyrs get? Surely they wouldn't want 72 male virgins would they?
They get to be men.

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Is it just me who'd prefer 72 25-year-olds with experience?

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
And another thing - what do the women bombers/martyrs get? Surely they wouldn't want 72 male virgins would they?
They get to get raped by terrorists.

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I pray that the US service men and women make martyrs out of all the insurgents.

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
For suicide bombers and martyrs.

What I want to know is, if they all get 72, where do the virgins come from?
They can't share the same ones, for obvious reasons. The numbers just don't seem to add up - anyone know the official answer to this?
Some very interesting not to say hilarious (darvlay) stuff here:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/religion/Story/0,2763,631357,00.html

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
For suicide bombers and martyrs.

What I want to know is, if they all get 72, where do the virgins come from?
They can't share the same ones, for obvious reasons. The numbers just don't seem to add up - anyone know the official answer to this?
I don't know. All I can say is that they do not come from earth.

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Originally posted by whodey
I don't know. All I can say is that they do not come from earth.
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Originally posted by darvlay
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Your music tends to do that to people when they listen it on headphones.

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
And another thing - what do the women bombers/martyrs get? Surely they wouldn't want 72 male virgins would they?
Why not?

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