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    25 Jul '05 03:19
    this is one of my favorites. it gives me a good chuckle everytime. bonus points to anyone who recognizes the source.

    “DEATH COMES UNEXPECTEDLY! And the God, Jehovah, will execute his vengeance on ye who despise his dying love and trample his benefits under foot. The unconverted soul, the foolish children of man do miserably delude themselves in the false confidence of their own strength and wisdom. They trust to nothing but a shadow. But bear testament: death comes unexpectedly.

    Now you say, “Ah, no, I had not intended it to come now, I had laid out matters otherwise, I thought my scheme good. I intended to take effectual care, but death came unexpectedly like a thief, outwitting me, too quick for me. Oh cursed foolishness that I had flattered and pleased myself with vain dreams of repentance. But sudden destruction caught me up.”

    And now he will deal with you. Now the great King of heaven and earth will abolish and annihilate this pride! He will crush the hardened wretch of the polluted infinite abomination and rain on him a deluge of fire and brimstone! And where is their strength then? Where are the great leviathans who defied god then? Where’s their courage, these proud spirits? Yes -- death comes unexpectedly. And the dread Judge has the key of hell. He shuts, and no man opens. In hell, you will be reserved in chains of darkness forever and ever, this place of atonement of damned souls and misery, with nothing to relieve you, no comfort, no water for your parched tongues. No place to rest or take a breath. But the everlasting infinite convulsions of misery forever and ever and ever! Now Isaiah has warned us: ‘on the day of vengeance the earth shall be laid to waste and the cormorant and the bitter shall possess the land the raven and screech owl shall dwell in.’

    And who is man to think he can withstand God’s mighty wrath? Great mountains cannot stand before this wrath. Yay, he can lay the earth to pieces in one moment, or shatter the whole universe with one stroke of his fiery sword! How dreadful is the state of those who are in daily danger of this great wrath, this abyss of death and despair. Yet, this is the dismal case of every soul in this congregation who has not been born again. However moral or strict, sober and religious you may otherwise be. There is no security for the wicked because there are no visible signs of death at hand. Unconverted men walk over the pit of hell on a rotten covering. And there are innumerable places on this covering so weak they will not bear their weight. And these places cannot be seen. The arrows of death fly unseen as noonday. God has many different unsearchable ways of taking the wicked from this world. Who here in this congregation, listening to this discourse, will soon be visited by this covenant of darkness? There you are, sitting there, calm in your knowledge of health, secure in your well-being. Yet who could suffer the agonies of the damned tomorrow? Yes, even today, or maybe the next hour…or the next minute? And if we were to know which of you it was, what an awful site it would be! A soul doomed to the everlasting bottom pit of a divine wrath! Yes, DEATH COMES UNEXPECTEDLY! Amen.”

    charming, isn't it?
  2. Standard memberHalitose
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    25 Jul '05 07:28
    Polyanna?
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    25 Jul '05 08:47
    Originally posted by Halitose
    Polyanna?
    hey...you know your disney movies.
  4. Standard memberHalitose
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    25 Jul '05 09:18
    Originally posted by LemonJello
    hey...you know your disney movies.
    Yeeeesssssssss... (Apologies to Napoleon Dynamite)
  5. Donationbuckky
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    25 Jul '05 11:38
    Thats Mister Mellow for you.
  6. Standard memberHalitose
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    25 Jul '05 12:11
    Originally posted by buckky
    Thats Mister Mellow for you.
    Definitely had it's moments. Just a tad slow.
  7. Standard memberMoldy Crow
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    25 Jul '05 14:32
    Originally posted by LemonJello
    [b]this is one of my favorites. it gives me a good chuckle everytime. bonus points to anyone who recognizes the source.

    “DEATH COMES UNEXPECTEDLY! And the God, Jehovah, will execute his vengeance on ye who despise his dying love and trample his benefits under foot. The unconverted soul, the foolish children of man do miserably delude themselves ...[text shortened]... om pit of a divine wrath! Yes, DEATH COMES UNEXPECTEDLY! Amen.”

    charming, isn't it?[/b]
    "Sounds like someone has a case of 'the mondays'!"
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