Jesus and his buddies are coming to the end of a delicious meal, plenty of wine, good company and high jinks. The waiter arrives with the bill - Jesus takes it, looks at it, raises his eyebrows and passes it on to Peter saying "I'm a bit light this week, can you deal with this mate?". Peter smiles and says "no problem buddy, Judas owes me a solid - give it to him." Judas takes the bill and looks at it. He coughs and splutters, spitting wine across the table. "30 pieces of silver?! Where the hell am I gonna get 30 pieces of silver from?"