29 Nov '07 17:35>
“My wife is the most beautiful woman in the world!”
“You’re wrong. My wife is the most beautiful woman in the world!”
“If you actually knew my wife, you would never say such a thing. It would be clear to you that she is the most beautiful woman in the world.”
“If you actually knew my wife, you would know that she is the most beautiful...”
—Hey guys, what are your criteria for beauty?
“Why, all the attributes that my wife has; they are the criteria.”
“No, you’re wrong. The attributes cannot be separated out. It’s the whole person. My wife is the sole measure of beauty for the whole world.”
—Well, how about if we had a panel of independent judges decide?
“There can be no such thing as an independent panel. One has to believe first. Once you believe that my wife is the most beautiful woman in the world, then you will know it. Knowledge comes after belief. First believe, then receive.”
“You’re wrong again! First you must love her, then you’ll know that she is the most beautiful woman in the world. Knowledge comes after love. First love, then receive.”
“No, no, no! It’s not in loving, it’s in being loved.”
“Well, if you were loved by my wife, you would know that she’s the most beautiful woman in the world.”
“How can you say that? No love can compare to the love of my wife.”
. . .
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My wife is the most beautiful woman in the world.
“You’re wrong. My wife is the most beautiful woman in the world!”
“If you actually knew my wife, you would never say such a thing. It would be clear to you that she is the most beautiful woman in the world.”
“If you actually knew my wife, you would know that she is the most beautiful...”
—Hey guys, what are your criteria for beauty?
“Why, all the attributes that my wife has; they are the criteria.”
“No, you’re wrong. The attributes cannot be separated out. It’s the whole person. My wife is the sole measure of beauty for the whole world.”
—Well, how about if we had a panel of independent judges decide?
“There can be no such thing as an independent panel. One has to believe first. Once you believe that my wife is the most beautiful woman in the world, then you will know it. Knowledge comes after belief. First believe, then receive.”
“You’re wrong again! First you must love her, then you’ll know that she is the most beautiful woman in the world. Knowledge comes after love. First love, then receive.”
“No, no, no! It’s not in loving, it’s in being loved.”
“Well, if you were loved by my wife, you would know that she’s the most beautiful woman in the world.”
“How can you say that? No love can compare to the love of my wife.”
. . .
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My wife is the most beautiful woman in the world.