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    03 Nov '12 10:521 edit
    Evidence suggests much younger than scientists state.
  2. Standard memberRJHinds
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    03 Nov '12 15:58
    Originally posted by divegeester
    Evidence suggests much younger than scientists state.
    Sounds good to me. 🙂
  3. Standard memberkaroly aczel
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    04 Nov '12 01:21
    Originally posted by divegeester
    Evidence suggests much younger than scientists state.
    I thought he was several million years old... turns out he could be only 6.
  4. Standard memberRJHinds
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    04 Nov '12 01:41
    Originally posted by karoly aczel
    I thought he was several million years old... turns out he could be only 6.
    Flattery will get you nowhere with me. 😏
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    04 Nov '12 04:27
    Originally posted by RJHinds
    Flattery will get you nowhere with me. 😏
    Will said,

    All the world's a stage,
    And all the men and women merely players,
    They have their exits and entrances,
    And one man in his time plays many parts,
    His acts being seven ages. At first the infant,
    Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms.
    Then, the whining schoolboy with his satchel
    And shining morning face, creeping like snail
    Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,
    Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
    Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier,
    Full of strange oaths, and bearded like the pard,
    Jealous in honour, sudden, and quick in quarrel,
    Seeking the bubble reputation
    Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice
    In fair round belly, with good capon lin'd,
    With eyes severe, and beard of formal cut,
    Full of wise saws, and modern instances,
    And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
    Into the lean and slipper'd pantaloon,
    With spectacles on nose, and pouch on side,
    His youthful hose well sav'd, a world too wide,
    For his shrunk shank, and his big manly voice,
    Turning again towards childish treble, pipes
    And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
    That ends this strange eventful history,
    Is second childishness and mere oblivion,
    Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.
  6. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    04 Nov '12 04:44
    Tricky one: antiquated ideas but the intellect of a small child.

    Only one sure way to find out.

    Cut his head off and count the rings.

    😏
  7. Standard memberRJHinds
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    04 Nov '12 04:461 edit
    Originally posted by JS357
    Will said,

    All the world's a stage,
    And all the men and women merely players,
    They have their exits and entrances,
    And one man in his time plays many parts,
    [b]His acts being seven ages.
    At first the infant,
    Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms.
    Then, the whining schoolboy with his satchel
    And shining morning face, creeping like snail
    Unwillin cond childishness and mere oblivion,
    Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.[/b]
    Who is Will? Will Rogers?

    An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
    Will Rogers

    http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Will_Rogers
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