1. Standard memberSwissGambit
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    01 Feb '08 19:16
    Originally posted by Feastboy
    Dude... you shouldn't cross Jesus.
    Nice pun.
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    01 Feb '08 21:09
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    For what exactly? Giving my liver a workout? Get bent you humorless git.
    Read his profile. He's a lover of Jesus. 😕 Maybe he'll end up in a gossip column someday without burning down a Mandir.
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    01 Feb '08 21:19
    Originally posted by FlyingDutchman
    Read his profile. He's a lover of Jesus. 😕 Maybe he'll end up in a gossip column someday without burning down a Mandir.
    You read gossip columns?

    What's a Mandir anyway?
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    02 Feb '08 14:451 edit
    Originally posted by jaywill
    You read gossip columns?

    What's a Mandir anyway?
    What's a Mandir - anybody?
  5. Standard memberscottishinnz
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    02 Feb '08 15:14
    Originally posted by jaywill
    What's a Mandir - anybody?
    Funnily enough I found it on google straight off lazy boy.
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    02 Feb '08 15:361 edit
    Originally posted by scottishinnz
    Funnily enough I found it on google straight off lazy boy.
    a little lazy, okay.

    Hey, I thought of Google.

    If I wanted to I could leave the discussion forum for good and just confer with Google on any opinion that is out there. I mean why discuss when you can Google any opinion out there in cyberspace?
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    02 Feb '08 15:372 edits
    Mandir? Burning Mandirs? OK I don't care anymore.
    ,
    Whatever. Flying Dutchman ...
  8. Standard memberscottishinnz
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    02 Feb '08 15:43
    Originally posted by jaywill
    a little lazy, okay.

    Hey, I thought of Google.

    If I wanted to I could leave the discussion forum for good and just confer with Google on any opinion that is out there. I mean why discuss when you can Google any opinion out there in cyberspace?
    Why not go the other way, let's all just spout out the first piece of mindless drivel that comes to our minds?!

    Facts are not themselves debates, but without facts debates go no-where. And to get those facts a little searching is occasionally necessary. It's not like google is very hard - I'm not asking you to visit the National Library, or even get out a paper dictionary!
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    02 Feb '08 15:55
    Originally posted by scottishinnz
    Why not go the other way, let's all just spout out the first piece of mindless drivel that comes to our minds?!

    Facts are not themselves debates, but without facts debates go no-where. And to get those facts a little searching is occasionally necessary. It's not like google is very hard - I'm not asking you to visit the National Library, or even get out a paper dictionary!
    Alright, I was lazy for not Googling "Mandir".
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    02 Feb '08 15:59
    ===========================

    I don't think that what I said was much less sophisticated than Blaise Pascal's "wager," and he's among the great religious minds of Western history. But maybe the way I put it was a bit immature. How about this: Will you forgive me, Mr Christ, sir?

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    LOL.

    Somebody save me out of this thread. Its way over my head.
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    02 Feb '08 17:151 edit
    Will you forgive me, Mr Christ, sir?

    Please...anything...don't hurt me...just forgive me or whatever it is you want...I'll obey...just don't torture me forever...

    *cries hysterically*

    *Pulls out a lash and begins beating himself*

    SEE!? I KNOW I'M SINFUL! I accept what you say!

    Don't hurt me....
  12. Subscribershavixmir
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    02 Feb '08 18:02
    Originally posted by bjohnson407
    I've got to say that I find this thread very disturbing.

    If you are Jesus and if I don't ask you for forgiveness, then I'm going to Hell. But if you're not Jesus and I do ask for forgiveness... well, then I'd feel stupid! Asking for forgiveness from some a-hole that I never did anything wrong to. That's just silly!

    But wait! Tecnically, I just sug ...[text shortened]... u are, in fact, Jesus then I'll be saved! It's a win, win!

    So... will you forgive me?
    A lot of this probably went on a couple of thousand years ago too:
    "Ask Jesus, he'll make you walk."
    "But it's a hippy... in sandals..."
    "He's good with the old hands though."
    "But it's a dirty hippy... in sandals..."
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    02 Feb '08 18:03
    Originally posted by kirksey957
    Naw, you just turned into Shavixmere, that's all.
    Who's this Shavixmere?
    It certainly sounds like he's been nicking my name! At least 80% of it!
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    02 Feb '08 18:25
    Originally posted by shavixmir
    A lot of this probably went on a couple of thousand years ago too:
    "Ask Jesus, he'll make you walk."
    "But it's a hippy... in sandals..."
    "He's good with the old hands though."
    "But it's a dirty hippy... in sandals..."
    Spare a talent for an old ex-leper, sir.
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    02 Feb '08 23:40
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    I went to a local booze up yesterday and drank heavily from 10am until sometime much later. I ate all manner of spicy and questionable foods from street vendors or just lying around.

    Normally, I would expect to be extremely hungover, possibly still drunk and likely to have blown out my o-ring... vomitting could reasonably be expected to figure big ...[text shortened]... this to be a message from God that I am the personification of the second coming of Christ.
    "There is no truth in any part of your story. You are making up the whole thing." Nehemiah 6:8
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