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angels?

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Originally posted by avalanchethecat
I dunno, it seemed kind of reflexive...
It wasnt the right angle trying to be cute.

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Originally posted by stellspalfie
whats the point in angels? what do they do with their time?
There are two kinds...there are as I already stated, "ministering angels" to the elect of God...Hebrews 1:14, and there are the fallen angels also known as demons or devil spirits.


Originally posted by avalanchethecat
Yeah, you kinda missed the point there.
The point is on one end of their arrows. 😏

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Originally posted by checkbaiter
There are two kinds...there are as I already stated, "ministering angels" to the elect of God...Hebrews 1:14, and there are the fallen angels also known as demons or devil spirits.
so what do the ministering angels do?

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
It wasnt the right angle trying to be cute.
do angels tan, cos ive just sin one on a sunbed?

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
The boys' name Angelo means "messenger" so I
guess Angels are Celestial Postal Workers.

Why God needs messengers when he can talk direct to anyone is beyond me.

Michael, the ArchAngel is the Post Master General and reports directly to god.

Gabriel (Angel First Class) is waiting for promotion to that position.

Lucifer was head of the Postal U ...[text shortened]... (Chavs)
and Seraphim (Saps) who have no real power and
are constantly sucking up to God.
Excellent. Well done Wolfie

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Originally posted by stellspalfie
do angels tan, cos ive just sin one on a sunbed?
Oh yes, it makes them look radian(t).

(If there's a bottom to this barrel, I will scrape it.)

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Originally posted by avalanchethecat
Oh yes, it makes them look radian(t).

(If there's a bottom to this barrel, I will scrape it.)
you know they wear cotan robes?

(bottom of barrel now truly scraped!)

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
you know they wear cotan robes?

(bottom of barrel now truly scraped!)
the no-handed angle doesnt wear robes cosecant tie the belt.

through the bottom of the barrel!!!