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    13 Nov '12 13:37
    whats the point in angels? what do they do with their time?
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    13 Nov '12 14:211 edit
    Well, I can't speak for others but they offer me protection, a lot of love and affection, whether I'm right or wrong
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    13 Nov '12 14:45
    Originally posted by Rank outsider
    Well, I can't speak for others but they offer me protection, a lot of love and affection, whether I'm right or wrong
    but what if you fall down a waterfall huh? have you though about where it will take you? and what if they forsake you? would you say that you love angels?
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    13 Nov '12 15:32
    Originally posted by stellspalfie
    whats the point in angels? what do they do with their time?
    Ride big smelly bikes, n urinate on their denim jackets, well that's what I would do.
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    13 Nov '12 19:26
    Originally posted by stellspalfie
    whats the point in angels? what do they do with their time?
    It depends on whether they're a cute angel. That sort are usually more pointy.
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    13 Nov '12 19:28
    Originally posted by stellspalfie
    whats the point in angels? what do they do with their time?
    The boys' name Angelo means "messenger" so I
    guess Angels are Celestial Postal Workers.

    Why God needs messengers when he can talk direct to anyone is beyond me.

    Michael, the ArchAngel is the Post Master General and reports directly to god.

    Gabriel (Angel First Class) is waiting for promotion to that position.

    Lucifer was head of the Postal Union but after the General Strike (c. 4,000 BC) he disappeared.

    The Board of Directors consists of Cherubim (Chavs)
    and Seraphim (Saps) who have no real power and
    are constantly sucking up to God.
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    13 Nov '12 22:56
    Originally posted by stellspalfie
    whats the point in angels? what do they do with their time?
    Pose for medieval paintings.
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    What's the point in humans ? 😉 LOL




    Manny
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    Originally posted by avalanchethecat
    It depends on whether they're a cute angel. That sort are usually more pointy.
    Those cute angels shoot arrows at people to make them fall in love and reproduce. 😏

    YouTube

    YouTube&feature=endscreen&NR=1
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    14 Nov '12 09:061 edit
    Originally posted by stellspalfie
    whats the point in angels? what do they do with their time?
    play in the clouds

    this video is freaky

    YouTube&feature=related
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    14 Nov '12 11:55
    They are ministering spirits to the elect...Hebrews 1:14
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    14 Nov '12 13:17
    Originally posted by checkbaiter
    They are ministering spirits to the elect...Hebrews 1:14
    This some good information on angels.

    RECEIVE THE MINISTRY OF THE ANGELS

    Luke 22:43 "And there appeared an angel unto him from heaven, strengthening him."

    LUKE 22:43

    We have angels assigned to us. Hebrews 1:14 further reveals that their purpose is to minister to us, on our behalf. In the Old Testament, Psalm 91 teaches on the ministry of angels to God's people.

    Some people who have realized this truth have taken it as far as to say that we are suppose to speak to our angels and they will obey our commands. There is no instruction in scripture to do this nor is there any example of that being done. We don't have the intelligence to administer all of the angels.

    Many of the angels' protective duties described in Psalm 91 are preventative, and we certainly could not effectively command these activities.

    Rather, these angels are dispatched exactly as this verse describes - by looking at the Father's face (Mat. 18:10). God Almighty controls them for us; however, we do have a part to play. Psalm 91 prefaces all of these promises about angels as being for those who dwell in the secret place of the most High. Verse 2 further instructs us to say that the Lord is our refuge and fortress and in Him we trust.

    It is the combination of our faith in God and His faithfulness to us that releases the angels on our behalf. If it was solely up to God, His provision would be the same for everyone because of His mercy and grace. However, we have to receive God's grace by faith (Eph. 2:8). As we seek the Lord, become aware of His ministering spirits which were created to minister to us, and speak forth our faith in this area, He will send forth His angels on our behalf.
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    14 Nov '12 18:421 edit
    Originally posted by RJHinds
    Those cute angels shoot arrows at people to make them fall in love and reproduce.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F48yOkcQWe0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SToF6pKPktk&feature=endscreen&NR=1
    Yeah, you kinda missed the point there.
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    14 Nov '12 20:24
    Originally posted by avalanchethecat
    Yeah, you kinda missed the point there.
    i think he was just being obtuse.
  15. Standard memberavalanchethecat
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    14 Nov '12 21:51
    Originally posted by stellspalfie
    i think he was just being obtuse.
    I dunno, it seemed kind of reflexive...
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