Originally posted by vivify Protestant or Catholic football?
You dont want any 'once saved always saved' players on that team. They think you just have to believe you win and you will win. They would stand there and do nothing.
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No, I think after all these years "Bigfoot on Mars" probably still has that dubious distinction on the Spirituality Forum.
Originally posted by wolfgang59 Matthew, Mark, Luke & John for the back four in front of St Peter (nothing gets past him)
The Wisdom of Solomon is needed in the middle of the park joined by Samson and Goliath to beef it up.
Up front Adam & Eve. (They play well together)
Its an old idea but I'd play the Holy Spirit as sweeper.
I expect Moses would be referee.
edit: Jesus on the bench!
Can't believe you would keep Jesus on the bench. The dude can perform miracles! (I appreciate the bible makes no reference to 'sporting miracles' but if he can walk on water he can certainly bend it like Beckham).
Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke Can't believe you would keep Jesus on the bench. The dude can perform miracles! (I appreciate the bible makes no reference to 'sporting miracles' but if he can walk on water he can certainly bend it like Beckham).
Super Sub!
Not sure he would last the whole 90 minutes.
Pilate on the opposition might crucify him.
Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke One thing's for sure, you don't want Joseph on your team, prancing about in his multi-coloured dream coat.
FC Nazareth's Joseph might just end up the subject of sex scandal and gossip and his protestations of "I never touched her, m'Lord" aren't going to make it go away. Don't pick him.