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Originally posted by vivify
Protestant or Catholic football?
You dont want any 'once saved always saved' players on that team. They think you just have to believe you win and you will win. They would stand there and do nothing.

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*Possibly the worst thread ever created.
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No, I think after all these years "Bigfoot on Mars" probably still has that dubious distinction on the Spirituality Forum.

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
Matthew, Mark, Luke & John for the back four in front of St Peter (nothing gets past him)
The Wisdom of Solomon is needed in the middle of the park joined by Samson and Goliath to beef it up.

Up front Adam & Eve. (They play well together)

Its an old idea but I'd play the Holy Spirit as sweeper.


I expect Moses would be referee.


edit: Jesus on the bench!
Can't believe you would keep Jesus on the bench. The dude can perform miracles! (I appreciate the bible makes no reference to 'sporting miracles' but if he can walk on water he can certainly bend it like Beckham).

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Originally posted by sonship
[b] *Possibly the worst thread ever created.
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No, I think after all these years "Bigfoot on Mars" probably still has that dubious distinction on the Spirituality Forum.[/b]
Do you recall who created that thread?

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Can't believe you would keep Jesus on the bench. The dude can perform miracles! (I appreciate the bible makes no reference to 'sporting miracles' but if he can walk on water he can certainly bend it like Beckham).
Super Sub!

Not sure he would last the whole 90 minutes.
Pilate on the opposition might crucify him.

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
Super Sub!

Not sure he would last the whole 90 minutes.
Pilate on the opposition might crucify him.
One thing's for sure, you don't want Joseph on your team, prancing about in his multi-coloured dream coat.

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Gabriel as a winger.

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Originally posted by Kegge
Gabriel as a winger.
I laughed out loud!!!

edit: Michael on the other wing I presume!

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We need to find a good defender...

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
We need to find a good defender...
Her Majesty HRH Elizabeth II (Defender of the Faith)


but I still stick with the 4 Apostles as my back four! 😀

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Originally posted by Kegge
Gabriel as a winger.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
I laughed out loud!!!

edit: Michael on the other wing I presume!
Hah, I have to admit that I lol'ed over that too, which is extremely rare for me for a Kegge post. 🙂

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Hah, I have to admit that I lol'ed over that too, which is extremely rare for me for a Kegge post. 🙂
And did you lol aloud?

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Joshua can make walls come down and thus takes all the free kicks.

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
One thing's for sure, you don't want Joseph on your team, prancing about in his multi-coloured dream coat.
FC Nazareth's Joseph might just end up the subject of sex scandal and gossip and his protestations of "I never touched her, m'Lord" aren't going to make it go away. Don't pick him.

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Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
Joshua can make walls come down and thus takes all the free kicks.
🙂

Damn, wish i had said that.