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(No offense intended).
Okay, so i would put Jesus in goal. (As we all know 'Jesus saves' ).
Goliath would make a pretty good defender and would certainly have Solomon somewhere in the team, (As would single-handedly cut the opposition in half).
*Possibly the worst thread ever created.
02 Mar 16
Originally posted by Ghost of a DukeNot the worst thread ever, I'd go so far as to say you don't even get an honorable mention
(No offense intended).
Okay, so i would put Jesus in goal. (As we all know 'Jesus saves' ).
Goliath would make a pretty good defender and would certainly have Solomon somewhere in the team, (As would single-handedly cut the opposition in half).
*Possibly the worst thread ever created.
in that quest with this post! 🙂
02 Mar 16
Originally posted by Ghost of a DukeGoliath would have scored an own goal as he is not really on Jesus side. As for Solomon he would have gotten carried away with sexy cheerleaders and lost his focus.
(No offense intended).
Okay, so i would put Jesus in goal. (As we all know 'Jesus saves' ).
Goliath would make a pretty good defender and would certainly have Solomon somewhere in the team, (As would single-handedly cut the opposition in half).
*Possibly the worst thread ever created.
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Originally posted by Ghost of a Dukejesus is a striker, nobody gets on the end of a cross like him, he's nailed on to score every time.
(No offense intended).
Okay, so i would put Jesus in goal. (As we all know 'Jesus saves' ).
Goliath would make a pretty good defender and would certainly have Solomon somewhere in the team, (As would single-handedly cut the opposition in half).
*Possibly the worst thread ever created.
02 Mar 16
Originally posted by Ghost of a DukeGoliath better not head the ball.
(No offense intended).
Okay, so i would put Jesus in goal. (As we all know 'Jesus saves' ).
Goliath would make a pretty good defender and would certainly have Solomon somewhere in the team, (As would single-handedly cut the opposition in half).
*Possibly the worst thread ever created.
03 Mar 16
Originally posted by Ghost of a DukeOld Testament football, or New Testament football?
(No offense intended).
Okay, so i would put Jesus in goal. (As we all know 'Jesus saves' ).
Goliath would make a pretty good defender and would certainly have Solomon somewhere in the team, (As would single-handedly cut the opposition in half).
*Possibly the worst thread ever created.
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Originally posted by FreakyKBHI was thinking a mixed team, but a local derby might be interesting. (There is probably more aggression among the OT players which i suspect would give them the edge).
Old Testament football, or New Testament football?
*Forgot to include Samson in Midfield. (As long as Delilah is not lurking anywhere with a pair of scissors).
Originally posted by Ghost of a DukeMatthew, Mark, Luke & John for the back four in front of St Peter (nothing gets past him)
(No offense intended).
The Wisdom of Solomon is needed in the middle of the park joined by Samson and Goliath to beef it up.
Up front Adam & Eve. (They play well together)
Its an old idea but I'd play the Holy Spirit as sweeper.
I expect Moses would be referee.
edit: Jesus on the bench!