1. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    02 Mar '16 16:17
    (No offense intended).

    Okay, so i would put Jesus in goal. (As we all know 'Jesus saves' ).
    Goliath would make a pretty good defender and would certainly have Solomon somewhere in the team, (As would single-handedly cut the opposition in half).

    *Possibly the worst thread ever created.
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    02 Mar '16 16:37
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    (No offense intended).

    Okay, so i would put Jesus in goal. (As we all know 'Jesus saves' ).
    Goliath would make a pretty good defender and would certainly have Solomon somewhere in the team, (As would single-handedly cut the opposition in half).

    *Possibly the worst thread ever created.
    Not the worst thread ever, I'd go so far as to say you don't even get an honorable mention
    in that quest with this post! 🙂
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    02 Mar '16 17:14
    Jezebel as striker as she likes to score.
  4. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    02 Mar '16 17:34
    Originally posted by divegeester
    Jezebel as striker as she likes to score.
    Nice.

    Methuselah might be an asset to the team if a game went into extra time.

    😞
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    02 Mar '16 18:02
    I'd put Satan in there, he's good at lying about injuries.
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    02 Mar '16 18:20
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    (No offense intended).

    Okay, so i would put Jesus in goal. (As we all know 'Jesus saves' ).
    Goliath would make a pretty good defender and would certainly have Solomon somewhere in the team, (As would single-handedly cut the opposition in half).

    *Possibly the worst thread ever created.
    Goliath would have scored an own goal as he is not really on Jesus side. As for Solomon he would have gotten carried away with sexy cheerleaders and lost his focus.
  7. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    02 Mar '16 18:44
    Originally posted by Rajk999
    Goliath would have scored an own goal as he is not really on Jesus side. As for Solomon he would have gotten carried away with sexy cheerleaders and lost his focus.
    Hmm, maybe i'll keep them on the substitutes bench for now.
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    02 Mar '16 19:09
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    (No offense intended).

    Okay, so i would put Jesus in goal. (As we all know 'Jesus saves' ).
    Goliath would make a pretty good defender and would certainly have Solomon somewhere in the team, (As would single-handedly cut the opposition in half).

    *Possibly the worst thread ever created.
    jesus is a striker, nobody gets on the end of a cross like him, he's nailed on to score every time.
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    02 Mar '16 21:10
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    (No offense intended).

    Okay, so i would put Jesus in goal. (As we all know 'Jesus saves' ).
    Goliath would make a pretty good defender and would certainly have Solomon somewhere in the team, (As would single-handedly cut the opposition in half).

    *Possibly the worst thread ever created.
    Goliath better not head the ball.
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    02 Mar '16 23:181 edit
    Is there a position that specializes in falling fatally injured and then getting back up?

    Lazarus is your man.
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    03 Mar '16 00:58
    Originally posted by JS357
    Is there a position that specializes in falling fatally injured and then getting back up?
    Presumably he'd be playing in Italy?
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    03 Mar '16 01:54
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    (No offense intended).

    Okay, so i would put Jesus in goal. (As we all know 'Jesus saves' ).
    Goliath would make a pretty good defender and would certainly have Solomon somewhere in the team, (As would single-handedly cut the opposition in half).

    *Possibly the worst thread ever created.
    Old Testament football, or New Testament football?
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    03 Mar '16 03:59
    Originally posted by FreakyKBH
    Old Testament football, or New Testament football?
    Protestant or Catholic football?
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    03 Mar '16 08:43
    Originally posted by FreakyKBH
    Old Testament football, or New Testament football?
    I was thinking a mixed team, but a local derby might be interesting. (There is probably more aggression among the OT players which i suspect would give them the edge).

    *Forgot to include Samson in Midfield. (As long as Delilah is not lurking anywhere with a pair of scissors).
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    03 Mar '16 10:241 edit
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    (No offense intended).

    Matthew, Mark, Luke & John for the back four in front of St Peter (nothing gets past him)
    The Wisdom of Solomon is needed in the middle of the park joined by Samson and Goliath to beef it up.

    Up front Adam & Eve. (They play well together)

    Its an old idea but I'd play the Holy Spirit as sweeper.


    I expect Moses would be referee.


    edit: Jesus on the bench!
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