BWA Spiritual Question and Answer game

Originally posted by kirksey957
Who was the brotha that quoted the prophet Ezekial in the movie Pulp Fiction?

a) Martin Lawrence
b)Don Chetil
c) Samuel L. Jackson

c) SamuEL! One of the truly great actors who has not yet won an academy award.

Originally posted by kirksey957
This African American pornstar played an unexpectedly prominent role in the nomination hearings of the family values nominee, Clarence Thomas, to the Supreme Court?

a)John Holmes
b)Long Dong Silver
c)Dirk Diggler

Got to be b). Holmes was white, and Dirk Diggler's a fictional character from "Boogie Nights."

Originally posted by vistesd
c) SamuEL! One of the truly great actors who has not yet won an academy award.

Amen to that! I think he never wins because he is always playin the "angry brotha" stereotype. It makes me wonder if Judge Judy would ever win an acadamy award if she was an axtress.

Originally posted by kirksey957
Let me get this right: you is sitting around lookin at blacks on reality TV and they are the ones who are lazy.

OK, I'm going to be positive, RB, and make this into a BWA spiritual question and answer.

What analogy did Jesus use about hypocracy that most fits with RBHill's understanding of lazy blacks?

a)The parable of the mustard seed.
b)The p ...[text shortened]... even virgins.
c)The story of the timber in one's own eye.
d)The parable of the prodigal son

c) Although, from his point of view it could be b) (adjusted to make it about those lazy virgins who couldn't be bothered to fill their lamps).

Originally posted by vistesd
Got to be b). Holmes was white, and Dirk Diggler's a fictional character from "Boogie Nights."

I'm gonna give you extra credit for knowing this question through and through. You know Reader is scratching her head on this one. "Long Dong Silver??? You gotta be kidding me!"

Originally posted by kirksey957
I'm gonna give you extra credit for knowing this question through and through. You know Reader is scratching her head on this one. "Long Dong Silver??? You gotta be kidding me!"

😉

Originally posted by kirksey957
Amen to that! I think he never wins because he is always playin the "angry brotha" stereotype. It makes me wonder if Judge Judy would ever win an acadamy award if she was an axtress.

Interesting--note that Denzel couldn't win (despite profound portrayals) till he played a corrupt cop.

Originally posted by vistesd
Interesting--note that Denzel couldn't win (despite profound portrayals) till he played a corrupt cop.

Well we all know that brothaz is corrupt and cannot be trusted.

Originally posted by kirksey957
I'm gonna give you extra credit for knowing this question through and through. You know Reader is scratching her head on this one. "Long Dong Silver??? You gotta be kidding me!"

I'm not sure how i feel that the only question I can beat her on has to do with porn stars... 😳

Originally posted by vistesd
I'm not sure how i feel that the only question I can beat her on has to do with porn stars... 😳

Personally, I like that you know more about porn stars than I do! 😉 You just missed my long silence due to cluelessness...until we got to Maya Angelou.

Originally posted by vistesd
I'm not sure how i feel that the only question I can beat her on has to do with porn stars... 😳

Don't feel bad. As we often say in the BWA "It's all good!" You also have to consider that she has been in that Catholic school for so long that there are segments of her education that could have been, how can we say, been more well rounded.

But you know those were the good ole days when we could laugh about Clarence Thomas and Long Dong Silver and not deal with the war in Iraq, or Columbine or Virginia Tech. OK, end of sermon.

Originally posted by kirksey957
Don't feel bad. As we often say in the BWA "It's all good!" You also have to consider that she has been in that Catholic school for so long that there are segments of her education that could have been, how can we say, been more well rounded.

But you know those were the good ole days when we could laugh about Clarence Thomas and Long Dong Silver and not deal with the war in Iraq, or Columbine or Virginia Tech. OK, end of sermon.

Ahh, Rev, I can tell that apparently you've spent more time in this forum than in the General one! You missed a key piece of information somewhere along the way!

Originally posted by reader1107
Ahh, Rev, I can tell that apparently you've spent more time in this forum than in the General one! You missed a key piece of information somewhere along the way!

Do tell. What have I missed?

Originally posted by kirksey957
Do tell. What have I missed?

PM sent -- some things are just too embarrasing to say out loud!

Originally posted by reader1107
Personally, I like that you know more about porn stars than I do! 😉 You just missed my long silence due to cluelessness...until we got to Maya Angelou.

I like it for you... 😉

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BLACK ODE

Your beauty is a thunder
and I am set a wandering—a wandering
Deafened
Down twilight tin-can alleys
And moist sounds
"OOo wee Baby, Look what you could get if your name
was Willie”

Oh, to dip your words like snuff.

A laughter, black and streaming
And I am come a being—a being
Rounded
Up Baptist, aisles, so moaning
And moist sounds
”Bless her heart. Take your bed and walk.
You been heavy burdened”

Oh, to lick your love like tears.

—Maya Angelou