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Originally posted by royalchicken
Bring me back a tortoise that's older than Noah.
ROTFLMAO!

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Originally posted by Nemesio
ROTFLMAO!
What shall I do if I encounter any that speak and offer me fruit?

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
What shall I do if I encounter any that speak and offer me fruit?
You've have to invent a new religion as serpents, not tortoises, were given that assignment in the Bible. Besides the geographic description of Eden puts it in present day Iraq, not off the coast of Ecuador. My advice is you encounter talking tortoises is to share the blow with them and eat the "fruit" if you can reasonably discern that it's not actually a rock. That's how I made it through high school.

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
What shall I do if I encounter any that speak and offer me fruit?
Drop the fig leaf and act dumb.

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
At the end of this summer, I will be traveling to the Galapagos Islands, known primarily for their animal life that Darwin observed while formulating his ideas of evolution and made popular through his publication Voyage of the Beagle.

If anybody has simple observations that they would like for me to make while I am there, I will entertain requests and report my findings.

to be fair, if you find no concrete evidence to support darwin, also please simultaneously document the lack of evidence you find for the creationist's viewpoint as well.

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Could you document the symbiosis of Land Iguana and Mocking Bird? I would very much like to know more about this partnership.

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
At the end of this summer, I will be traveling to the Galapagos Islands, known primarily for their animal life that Darwin observed while formulating his ideas of evolution and made popular through his publication Voyage of the Beagle.

If anybody has simple observations that they would like for me to make while I am there, I will entertain requests and report my findings.
Let us know if you witness any speciation.

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
At the end of this summer, I will be traveling to the Galapagos Islands, known primarily for their animal life that Darwin observed while formulating his ideas of evolution and made popular through his publication Voyage of the Beagle.

If anybody has simple observations that they would like for me to make while I am there, I will entertain requests and report my findings.
if you find a cousin tell him to write😴

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
What shall I do if I encounter any that speak and offer me fruit?
I imagine it might say something like , "Dare you defy me." How will you respond?

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Originally posted by kirksey957
I imagine it might say something like , "Dare you defy me." How will you respond?

..... by making the tent bigger.

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Originally posted by ivanhoe

..... by making the tent bigger.
Actually God did that when they got kicked out of the garden. It got a lot bigger at that point.

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Originally posted by kirksey957
Actually God did that when they got kicked out of the garden. It got a lot bigger at that point.

Your theology becomes increasingly mind-boggling, Kirk ..... you should write a book about it .... "Everything I Always Wanted To Know About Theology, But Was Afraid To Ask", by Captain Kirk (your "nom de plume" of course).

How about it ? You'll get rich, you can afford a divorce and can spend as much time with the white women as you please ..... doesn't this sound promising to you ?

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Originally posted by ivanhoe

Your theology becomes increasingly mind-boggling, Kirk ..... you should write a book about it .... "Everything I Always Wanted To Know About Theology, But Was Afraid To Ask", by Captain Kirk (your "nom de plume" of course).

How about it ? You'll get rich, you can afford a divorce and can spend as much time with the white women as you please ..... doesn't this sound promising to you ?

Why is it mind-boggling when I am one of the most understandable with complex theological ideas? Speaking of buying a Penthouse (magazine ) as you suggested I do, I was intrigued to read about Bob Guccione being an alter boy and seminarian and aspiring to the priesthood. A calling is a complex matter indeed.

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Originally posted by kirksey957
Why is it mind-boggling when I am one of the most understandable with complex theological ideas? Speaking of buying a Penthouse (magazine ) as you suggested I do, I was intrigued to read about Bob Guccione being an alter boy and seminarian and aspiring to the priesthood. A calling is a complex matter indeed.

Well actually I meant a penthouse .... without the capital ..... you know .... anyway, I'll check on Bob Guccione, as he has not made a career yet (?) in the Netherlands .....


I googled. http://observer.guardian.co.uk/magazine/story/0,11913,1136346,00.html

Now I see the light ! You meant THE Bob Guccione and THE Penthouse ...... Oh brother, now that's what I call theology !

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Originally posted by ivanhoe

Well actually I meant a penthouse .... without the capital ..... you know .... anyway, I'll check on Bob Guccione, as he has not made a career yet (?) in the Netherlands .....


I googled. http://observer.guardian.co.uk/magazine/story/0,11913,1136346,00.html

Now I see the light ! You meant THE Bob Guccione and THE Penthouse ...... Oh brother, now that's what I call theology !
Is he not a tragic figure at this stage in his life?