Complaints for the Generous but Modest Host

Dear God, why are there five chive bits on my biscuit?

I specifically prayed for seven.

@kevin-eleven said
Dear God, why are there five chive bits on my biscuit?

I specifically prayed for seven.

Why are you chastising FMF for opening threads about the morality of animal welfare and that splattering the forum with you daily post-intoxication ejection of crap like this?

@Kevin-Eleven
Because prayers work when you pray for others🙃

@divegeester said
Why are you chastising FMF for opening threads about the morality of animal welfare and that splattering the forum with you daily post-intoxication ejection of crap like this?

Why concern yourself with such trivial surface nonsense when you probably have an inflamed liver and a deranged gut microbiome to contend with?

@kevin-eleven said
Why concern yourself with such trivial surface nonsense

Because you are in my bug jar Keven Eleven.

@divegeester said
Because you are in my bug jar Keven Eleven.

OK. I'll accept that. I hope you know how to handle lightning bugs.

@kevin-eleven said
OK. I'll accept that.

Said the bug in the jar.

@divegeester said
Said the bug in the jar.

Within and without are complementary.
The bug and the non-bug share the same boundary.
It's not my place to zap you into a charred corpse.
So have a nice day and try to be kind.

@divegeester said
Because you are in my bug jar Keven Eleven.

Do you understand how creepy that sounds?