Demons online

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Good answer, human.

If daemons do have access to the internet, would it increase or decrease your concern?

Originally posted by Starrman
If daemons do have access to the internet, would it increase or decrease your concern?

It would justify the $1000 I spent on exorcising my computer.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
It would justify the $1000 I spent on exorcising my computer.

Does the Church recognise demonic possession in computers, or was it one of those shamanic dos?

Originally posted by Starrman
Does the Church recognise demonic possession in computers, or was it one of those shamanic dos?

More importantly: is it tax deductable?

Edit: Exorcising, I mean.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
It would justify the $1000 I spent on exorcising my computer.

You spelt exercising wrong, and $1000 is way too much for porn.

Originally posted by Starrman
You spelt exercising wrong, and $1000 is way too much for porn.

Totally, just buy a mirror and you get it for free.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
This is a question for the experts. Do demons have access to the Internet?

Yes all demons and satan have access to the internet. Satan can not be everywhere at the same time. Nor can he know what all mankind is doing or thinking at the same time.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
It would justify the $1000 I spent on exorcising my computer.

and radios, televisions, movies, hand held games, and etc.etc.etc.

Originally posted by blindfaith101
Yes all demons and satan have access to the internet. Satan can not be everywhere at the same time. Nor can he know what all mankind is doing or thinking at the same time.

Finally, an expert shows up. So, the demons use the Internet primarily for intelligence purposes?

Originally posted by blindfaith101
Yes all demons and satan have access to the internet. Satan can not be everywhere at the same time. Nor can he know what all mankind is doing or thinking at the same time.

Not all at the same time, but what percentage?? 90%? 75%? 50%? Give us a number!