Demons online

Originally posted by windmill
Are you a demon?

Not unless I have demonic amnesia.

Mabey the demons killed each other and i'm the only one alive?

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
This is a question for the experts. Do demons have access to the Internet?

Yes. They run AOL.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Not unless I have demonic amnesia.

What is that....i can't be an expert.

Did you forget?

Originally posted by David C
Yes. They run AOL.

Are they in charge, or has their ability to go without sleep brought them suffering at the hands of exploitative human beings?

Originally posted by windmill
Did you forget?

I wouldn't know. Perhaps I am a sleeper for demonic intelligence. Your questions perturb me. I am in a State of Doubt.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I wouldn't know. Perhaps I am a sleeper for demonic intelligence. Your questions perturb me. I am in a State of Doubt.

Would you like to talk about it?

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Are they in charge, or has their ability to go without sleep brought them suffering at the hands of exploitative human beings?

They run that Dog & Pony show. Ever tried to pay your bill a little late? Locust swarms, man.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
This is a question for the experts. Do demons have access to the Internet?

According to answers.com a demon is:

1. An evil supernatural being; a devil.
2. A persistently tormenting person, force, or passion: the demon of drug addiction.
3. One who is extremely zealous, skillful, or diligent: worked away like a demon; a real demon at math.
4. Variant of daimon.

Numbers 2 and 3 most definately have access.
As for daemons - they run the internet.

Numbers 1 and 4 are just excuses people use when they dont want to take responsibility for thier own actions.

Originally posted by twhitehead
According to answers.com a demon is:

1. An evil supernatural being; a devil.
2. A persistently tormenting person, force, or passion: the demon of drug addiction.
3. One who is extremely zealous, skillful, or diligent: worked away like a demon; a real demon at math.
4. Variant of daimon.

Numbers 2 and 3 most definately have access.
As for daemon ...[text shortened]... 4 are just excuses people use when they dont want to take responsibility for thier own actions.

Is there like a school or something where you can train to become one?

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
This is a question for the experts. Do demons have access to the Internet?

Do Angels have access to the internet ?


You'd better ask Nemesio ......

Originally posted by ivanhoe
Do Angels have access to the internet ?


You'd better ask Nemesio ......

Yes, but I am the only one. Heaven can only afford two phone lines, while hell has a T3, damn them.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
This is a question for the experts. Do demons have access to the Internet?

Yes, through people.
Kelly

Originally posted by KellyJay
Yes, through people.
Kelly

Good answer, human.