23 Apr '05 00:15>
For that matter does God have a belly button? It stands to reason that if we were created in Gods own image He'd have a belly button, as would Adam and Eve. Its possible that they were only given belly buttons after expulsion from the Garden of Eden as punishment. I say this as I recently discovered that your belly button can go rotten if you don't pay constant attention to it... but really, who thinks about their belly button very often... still it is imperative that while in the shower you give it a little twiddle with some soap now and again or you'll end up with a stinky belly button... if you already have a stinky belly button, do not use that stuff that cleans your pores on your face to scrub it out as this will redden and inflame the wrath of the belly button... belly buttons are proof that God hates us... OK back to it then.