Did Satan create the Dinosaurs ?

Originally posted by buckky
I heard some nut case Preacher explaining the Dinosaurs as Satan tampering with genetic engineering. Satan gets blamed for everything. He was just some sensitive angel that wanted to be like God. Then he went bad. Real bad. He made me do all ...[text shortened]... ne. Blame him, not me. I'm just a puppet in his evil puppet show.

Satan Can't Create, he only destroy's

Originally posted by RBHILL
Satan Can't Create, he only destroy's

Says who?

Originally posted by PBE6
Says who?

Oh, yeah?

Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Did you shake that out of your pant leg just now , or hear that from your preacher ?

Okay, I admit it: I was just fishing for recs. 😉

Originally posted by dj2becker
Why would Satan want to create dinos if God beat him to it?

How long ago did God create dinos?

Originally posted by Paul Dirac
How long ago did God create dinos?

Ever see the Flintstones?
That was 4004 BC

Originally posted by KneverKnight
Ever see the Flintstones?
That was 4004 BC

The book was better.

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Originally posted by aardvarkhome
What kind of drugs are you on?

The only pill I take is the gos-pil.

Originally posted by Paul Dirac
The only pill I take is the gos-pil.

Rec slut.

Originally posted by Paul Dirac
The only pill I take is the gos-pil.

Sometimes, it's a hard pil to swallow.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Sometimes, it's a hard pil to swallow.

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And sometimes it turns out to be a suppository.

Doesn't the Bible that all these Christians believe say that God created everything?

Loons.

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
And sometimes it turns out to be a suppository.

Either way it's bad medicine.

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