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Bigfoot, UFOs, The Illuminati, 911 conspiracy theories, lizard men, Osama=Obama, 12/21/2012, faked lunar landings, Roswell, tin foil hats???

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this belongs in the science forums


I think Bigfoot is blurry. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because somewhere there's a large, out-of-focus monster walking around.
-Mitch Hedberg

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Originally posted by tim88
this belongs in the science forums
Maybe science fiction forum if they had one.

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I think you may have misunderstood the phrase "Suffer the little children"

There's no comma after the first word.

Seriously, are you OK?

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Originally posted by SwissGambit
I think Bigfoot is blurry. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because somewhere there's a large, out-of-focus monster walking around.
-Mitch Hedberg
Oh, man! I laughed so hard at that! Thanks!


Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Bigfoot, UFOs, The Illuminati, 911 conspiracy theories, lizard men, Osama=Obama, 12/21/2012, faked lunar landings, Roswell, tin foil hats???
bigfoot - i used to date her

ufo - i've seen lot's of them. saw one today.

the illuminati - there are many secret societies, so i've heard. but if i've heard of them, how secret are they, really?

911 conspiracy theories - not a single one. including the popular one that claims 19 dorks hijacked 4 planes and flew them into buildings.

lizard men - haven't seen one. a fellow named david icke and some guy named alex collier who claims he is in contact with pleiadans both say they exist and run this world.

osama=obama - i don't think osama was a real person. he may have been at one point, but his legend outgrew him and he became a convenient scapegoat, like the character snowball in animal farm. needless to say, i also don't believe the story that he was killed and buried at sea. makes for good evening news-fiction though.

faked lunar landings - probably. there exists no technology to send humans there today, i doubt they had it 50 years ago.

roswell - yes there is one, at least on my maps. never been there so i can't personally verify that it exists.

tin foil hats - sure, i've seen people wearing them.


Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Bigfoot, UFOs, The Illuminati, 911 conspiracy theories, lizard men, Osama=Obama, 12/21/2012, faked lunar landings, Roswell, tin foil hats???
I believe in alien Big foots who established the Illuminati and were responsible for 9/11, but are really lizard men under their costumes. Both Osama and Obama are one of them.

What of it? 😠

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Do you believe in magic
in a young girl's heart
how the music can free her
whenever it starts

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Do you believe in magic
in some rock star's wallot,
when he sells millions on garbage,
no matter how squallid ?

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Originally posted by jaywill
Do you believe in magic
in some rock star's wallot,
when he sells millions on garbage,
no matter how squallid ?
Of course not. That's why we've got youtube. 😀

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Bigfoot, UFOs, The Illuminati, 911 conspiracy theories, lizard men, Osama=Obama, 12/21/2012, faked lunar landings, Roswell, tin foil hats???
Only in Osama=Obama and one world Government.

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Originally posted by RBHILL
Only in Osama=Obama and one world Government.
Osama = Haliburton rising stock might be more like it.