Epithet

hopefully this is sufficiently spiritual for this forum. at least, i think it may be along spiritual lines for many.

what do you want your tombstone to read?

mine changes often, but right now it would read 'LemonJello, he neither tarried nor tired in his quest for truth'

Originally posted by LemonJello
hopefully this is sufficiently spiritual for this forum. at least, i think it may be along spiritual lines for many.

what do you want your tombstone to read?

mine changes often, but right now it would read 'LemonJello, he neither tarried nor tired in his quest for truth'

Not on mine but fitting of this forum:

Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and nowhere to go.

hmm.. leme see theres probly afew i'd have to decide between..

1. "oops."

2. "So much for being indestructable." (side note.. ben hit by a car, in 4 severe car accidents one of witch was thrown through the window, in medical books for inhailing a strait pin in to lung, ext. ext. so i claim in invincible..lol)

or

3. "Awww come on! Give me another chance!"

Originally posted by xxxenophobe

in 4 severe car accidents one of witch was thrown through the window

Someone threw a witch through your window?

Originally posted by LemonJello
hopefully this is sufficiently spiritual for this forum. at least, i think it may be along spiritual lines for many.

what do you want your tombstone to read?

mine changes often, but right now it would read 'LemonJello, he neither tarried nor tired in his quest for truth'

I told you I was sick.

My epitath will read...

"76 years of age, and still didn't know what the f*** an emo band was."

Why 76? Why, www.deathclock.com told me. Everything on the internet is true. Therefore, Adolf Hitlers brain is in a shark, Jesus is a zombie, and President JP Eisenhower never existed...it was JP Fernindand!!

"I told you I was hardcore."

Originally posted by buckky
I told you I was sick.

Unless it's a wild coincidence, you're ripping off Spike Milligan. AND getting the quote wrong.

Originally posted by LemonJello
hopefully this is sufficiently spiritual for this forum. at least, i think it may be along spiritual lines for many.

what do you want your tombstone to read?

mine changes often, but right now it would read 'LemonJello, he neither tarried nor tired in his quest for truth'

"Oh no, not again!"

Don't you mean epitaph? You moron ( <--- Epithet )

Originally posted by darvlay
You moron

Nice statement for an epitaph. 😉

Originally posted by xxxenophobe
in medical books for inhailing a strait pin in to lung

Zah?!?!

Originally posted by darvlay
Zah?!?!

Warning: The pronunciation of the letter z while a straight pin is lodged in your lung may be dangerous to your health.

Originally posted by Nyxie
Not on mine but fitting of this forum:

Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and nowhere to go.

Did you know that "all dressed up and nowhere to go" is a euphemism for having an erection whilst being by oneself?
Ah, Rock and Roll.
Mine will read "The light is on, but nobody's home"
Epitath, that is.

Here lies a dead guy,
too close his last shave.
Stop, traveller, please,
and piss on his grave.