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    15 Jun '06 05:11
    wats da point of having everlasting life,no beer,no drugs,1 female 4 ever and ever,bad enough putting up with them with the limited years we have now,wat fun would there b wat would u do
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    15 Jun '06 05:18
    Originally posted by 7ate9
    i didn't think people even have marriages in heaven like here on earth.
    wats marriage got 2 do with anything
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    15 Jun '06 05:30
    Originally posted by 7ate9
    i was implying you may not even get a women either.
    hell sounds like a good place,all the beers drugs and women your little heart desires
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    15 Jun '06 05:49
    Originally posted by 7ate9
    oh well, you cannot surf in hell, as your board melts. in heaven the beach has perfect waves.
    and u know this how,no 1 in da bible ever caught a wave,where do bad folks go when the die dont go 2 heaven where da angles fly they go 2 da lake of fire and surf
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    15 Jun '06 06:38
    Originally posted by 7ate9
    because hell is like living inside a volcano where the devil and his little henchmen run around poking your ass with pitchforks, while you jump up and down on molten lava like a hot potato. even if you were able to make a surfboard that could handle the heat of a lava flow, you still wouldn't want to surf as you would be too busy going ohhh! ouch! ahhhhh! hot!! hot! hot!!! basically it's just common sense.
    who said hell was all fire and hot molten lava,who said that there are waves n heaven
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    15 Jun '06 06:40
    Originally posted by hakaman
    who said hell was all fire and hot molten lava,who said that there are waves n heaven
    789 did.
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    15 Jun '06 06:44
    Originally posted by hakaman
    and u know this how,no 1 in da bible ever caught a wave,where do bad folks go when the die dont go 2 heaven where da angles fly they go 2 da lake of fire and surf
    Just wondering if you could make this any less understandable. There's a word or two here that almost make sense.
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    15 Jun '06 07:07
    Originally posted by 7ate9
    yes, and in heaven you can go for boat rides on the sea or the rivers. you can even go fishing and cook on the free barbecues. the fish in heaven is far nicer than the ones you eat on earth as it isn't as polluted. it's so yummy it makes your mouth water!
    why was 6 scared of 7
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    15 Jun '06 07:24
    Originally posted by 7ate9
    because when 7 ate 9, 6 knew 7 had become too big to eat and thoughts of starvation entered 6's mind.

    i don't know. why?
    u seem 2 b full of wisdom,ur spot on
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    15 Jun '06 07:40
    Originally posted by hakaman
    wats da point of having everlasting life,no beer,no drugs,1 female 4 ever and ever,bad enough putting up with them with the limited years we have now,wat fun would there b wat would u do
    Why does everyone assume that there is no beer or drugs in heaven? Or women for that matter. The whole 'till death us do part' bit of the marriage vows imply that marriage does not continue, so maybe a bit of sleeping around will be permisible.
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    15 Jun '06 07:49
    Originally posted by twhitehead
    Why does everyone assume that there is no beer or drugs in heaven? Or women for that matter. The whole 'till death us do part' bit of the marriage vows imply that marriage does not continue, so maybe a bit of sleeping around will be permisible.
    so it is heaven after all
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    15 Jun '06 08:31
    sounds terrible
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    15 Jun '06 08:34
    Originally posted by 7ate9
    i don't think those people in heaven need any sleep, as they are perfect beings! they are walking around with big smiles on their faces while singing songs with angels, giving each other hugs, and feeling pleased doing good deeds (such as cooking friends fishes). besides if you could sleep with each other in heaven then Jesus would have to build more homes, an ...[text shortened]... ne enough carpentary work building all those houses and mansions to last forever and one day.
    so your a hugger ,go hug a tree and b 1 with da land,
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    15 Jun '06 10:40
    Originally posted by 7ate9
    i don't think those people in heaven need any sleep, as they are perfect beings! they are walking around with big smiles on their faces while singing songs with angels, giving each other hugs, and feeling pleased doing good deeds (such as cooking friends fishes). besides if you could sleep with each other in heaven then Jesus would have to build more homes, an ...[text shortened]... ne enough carpentary work building all those houses and mansions to last forever and one day.
    Do you think all the men have big erections from sheer happiness?
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    15 Jun '06 11:19
    Originally posted by hakaman
    wats da point of having everlasting life,no beer,no drugs,1 female 4 ever and ever,bad enough putting up with them with the limited years we have now,wat fun would there b wat would u do
    U could always sit round wit da homies and reminis bout life in da projects sippin hennie an eatin fried chicken. Wot u reckon G?
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