everlasting life would b boring

wats da point of having everlasting life,no beer,no drugs,1 female 4 ever and ever,bad enough putting up with them with the limited years we have now,wat fun would there b wat would u do

Originally posted by 7ate9
i didn't think people even have marriages in heaven like here on earth.

Originally posted by 7ate9
i was implying you may not even get a women either.

Originally posted by 7ate9
oh well, you cannot surf in hell, as your board melts. in heaven the beach has perfect waves.

Originally posted by 7ate9
because hell is like living inside a volcano where the devil and his little henchmen run around poking your ass with pitchforks, while you jump up and down on molten lava like a hot potato. even if you were able to make a surfboard that could handle the heat of a lava flow, you still wouldn't want to surf as you would be too busy going ohhh! ouch! ahhhhh! hot!! hot! hot!!! basically it's just common sense.

Originally posted by hakaman
who said hell was all fire and hot molten lava,who said that there are waves n heaven

Originally posted by hakaman
and u know this how,no 1 in da bible ever caught a wave,where do bad folks go when the die dont go 2 heaven where da angles fly they go 2 da lake of fire and surf

Originally posted by 7ate9
yes, and in heaven you can go for boat rides on the sea or the rivers. you can even go fishing and cook on the free barbecues. the fish in heaven is far nicer than the ones you eat on earth as it isn't as polluted. it's so yummy it makes your mouth water!

Originally posted by 7ate9
because when 7 ate 9, 6 knew 7 had become too big to eat and thoughts of starvation entered 6's mind.

i don't know. why?