1. Standard memberHand of Hecate
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    10 Jul '07 14:14
    I recently came across a new fad that seems to be sweeping the evangelical youth of today. Apparently, these pious young men hurl themselves off tall buildings or mountains while praying their asses off for Jesus to save them. From what I understand the Mormon Xtreme Team is this years most formidable competitor.

    Anyone else run across this new sport?
  2. Standard memberblakbuzzrd
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    10 Jul '07 14:19
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    From what I understand the Mormon Xtreme Team is this years most formidable competitor.
    Tandem jumps, I take it?
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    10 Jul '07 14:282 edits
    Originally posted by blakbuzzrd
    Tandem jumps, I take it?
    Would that be in the Missionary position?

    EDIT: Cos lets face it, they're f@#ked
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    10 Jul '07 14:32
    Originally posted by Starrman
    Would that be in the Missionary position?

    EDIT: Cos lets face it, they're f@#ked
    It's certainly one way to deal with the elderly.
  5. Standard memberHand of Hecate
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    10 Jul '07 14:34
    Originally posted by blakbuzzrd
    Tandem jumps, I take it?
    Yes, but, the use of bikes is prohibited. Scattering of pamphlets is still allowed.

    From what I hear, the Roman Catholic Team is building a gigantic cross glider for the opening ceremonies.
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    10 Jul '07 14:481 edit
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    Yes, but, the use of bikes is prohibited. Scattering of pamphlets is still allowed.

    From what I hear, the Roman Catholic Team is building a gigantic cross glider for the opening ceremonies.
    Anything's better than the giant hydrogen-filled Christ the Redeemer replica that the Brazilians tried to land in Lakehurst last year.

    The Gnostics completely sabotaged it with a Divine Spark.

    Oh, the divinity.
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    10 Jul '07 16:10
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    I recently came across a new fad that seems to be sweeping the evangelical youth of today. Apparently, these pious young men hurl themselves off tall buildings or mountains while praying their asses off for Jesus to save them. From what I understand the Mormon Xtreme Team is this years most formidable competitor.

    Anyone else run across this new sport?
    Do you have any information on how I can become a sponsor?
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    10 Jul '07 16:13
    Originally posted by blakbuzzrd
    Anything's better than the giant hydrogen-filled Christ the Redeemer replica that the Brazilians tried to land in Lakehurst last year.

    The Gnostics completely sabotaged it with a Divine Spark.

    Oh, the divinity.
    Now that's funny.
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    10 Jul '07 20:20
    Will there be the usual complement of HALO parachutists?
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    10 Jul '07 20:40
    Originally posted by blakbuzzrd
    Will there be the usual complement of HALO parachutists?
    Not this year. However, there will be a Jump for Jesus Revival where the entire choir of the Christ The Redeemer Baptist Church will hurl themselves out of a C130 cargo plane from 30,000ft. From this altitude, God should have plenty of time to catch them all. What I'm really looking forward to is that this year they'll be jumping over/off the Hoover damn. Not to be outdone, this will be followed by a lighted night jump by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir off the casinos in Sin City/Las Vegas.
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    10 Jul '07 21:53
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    Not this year. However, there will be a Jump for Jesus Revival where the entire choir of the Christ The Redeemer Baptist Church will hurl themselves out of a C130 cargo plane from 30,000ft. From this altitude, God should have plenty of time to catch them all. What I'm really looking forward to is that this year they'll be jumping over/off the Hoove ...[text shortened]... by a lighted night jump by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir off the casinos in Sin City/Las Vegas.
    It's like a regular anti-parousia: saints' bodies up in the air, falling down away from Him.
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    10 Jul '07 22:58
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    I recently came across a new fad that seems to be sweeping the evangelical youth of today. Apparently, these pious young men hurl themselves off tall buildings or mountains while praying their asses off for Jesus to save them. From what I understand the Mormon Xtreme Team is this years most formidable competitor.

    Anyone else run across this new sport?
    How do I become a member of the supporters club?
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    10 Jul '07 23:32
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    Not this year. However, there will be a Jump for Jesus Revival where the entire choir of the Christ The Redeemer Baptist Church will hurl themselves out of a C130 cargo plane from 30,000ft. From this altitude, God should have plenty of time to catch them all. What I'm really looking forward to is that this year they'll be jumping over/off the Hoove ...[text shortened]... by a lighted night jump by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir off the casinos in Sin City/Las Vegas.
    does this prove that god doesnt exist or does it prove that religion makes people do stupid things?
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    10 Jul '07 23:40
    Originally posted by blakbuzzrd
    Will there be the usual complement of HALO parachutists?
    I think there are more HANO parachutists!
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    11 Jul '07 01:51
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    I recently came across a new fad that seems to be sweeping the evangelical youth of today. Apparently, these pious young men hurl themselves off tall buildings or mountains while praying their asses off for Jesus to save them. From what I understand the Mormon Xtreme Team is this years most formidable competitor.

    Anyone else run across this new sport?
    "Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God."

    Religious zealots are crazy.
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