I recently came across a new fad that seems to be sweeping the evangelical youth of today. Apparently, these pious young men hurl themselves off tall buildings or mountains while praying their asses off for Jesus to save them. From what I understand the Mormon Xtreme Team is this years most formidable competitor.
Originally posted by Hand of Hecate I recently came across a new fad that seems to be sweeping the evangelical youth of today. Apparently, these pious young men hurl themselves off tall buildings or mountains while praying their asses off for Jesus to save them. From what I understand the Mormon Xtreme Team is this years most formidable competitor.
Anyone else run across this new sport?
Do you have any information on how I can become a sponsor?
Originally posted by blakbuzzrd Anything's better than the giant hydrogen-filled Christ the Redeemer replica that the Brazilians tried to land in Lakehurst last year.
The Gnostics completely sabotaged it with a Divine Spark.
Originally posted by blakbuzzrd Will there be the usual complement of HALO parachutists?
Not this year. However, there will be a Jump for Jesus Revival where the entire choir of the Christ The Redeemer Baptist Church will hurl themselves out of a C130 cargo plane from 30,000ft. From this altitude, God should have plenty of time to catch them all. What I'm really looking forward to is that this year they'll be jumping over/off the Hoover damn. Not to be outdone, this will be followed by a lighted night jump by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir off the casinos in Sin City/Las Vegas.
Originally posted by Hand of Hecate Not this year. However, there will be a Jump for Jesus Revival where the entire choir of the Christ The Redeemer Baptist Church will hurl themselves out of a C130 cargo plane from 30,000ft. From this altitude, God should have plenty of time to catch them all. What I'm really looking forward to is that this year they'll be jumping over/off the Hoove ...[text shortened]... by a lighted night jump by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir off the casinos in Sin City/Las Vegas.
It's like a regular anti-parousia: saints' bodies up in the air, falling down away from Him.
Originally posted by Hand of Hecate I recently came across a new fad that seems to be sweeping the evangelical youth of today. Apparently, these pious young men hurl themselves off tall buildings or mountains while praying their asses off for Jesus to save them. From what I understand the Mormon Xtreme Team is this years most formidable competitor.
Originally posted by Hand of Hecate Not this year. However, there will be a Jump for Jesus Revival where the entire choir of the Christ The Redeemer Baptist Church will hurl themselves out of a C130 cargo plane from 30,000ft. From this altitude, God should have plenty of time to catch them all. What I'm really looking forward to is that this year they'll be jumping over/off the Hoove ...[text shortened]... by a lighted night jump by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir off the casinos in Sin City/Las Vegas.
does this prove that god doesnt exist or does it prove that religion makes people do stupid things?
Originally posted by Hand of Hecate I recently came across a new fad that seems to be sweeping the evangelical youth of today. Apparently, these pious young men hurl themselves off tall buildings or mountains while praying their asses off for Jesus to save them. From what I understand the Mormon Xtreme Team is this years most formidable competitor.
10 Jul '07 14:14
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