I recently came across a new fad that seems to be sweeping the evangelical youth of today. Apparently, these pious young men hurl themselves off tall buildings or mountains while praying their asses off for Jesus to save them. From what I understand the Mormon Xtreme Team is this years most formidable competitor.
Anyone else run across this new sport?
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Originally posted by Hand of HecateAnything's better than the giant hydrogen-filled Christ the Redeemer replica that the Brazilians tried to land in Lakehurst last year.
Yes, but, the use of bikes is prohibited. Scattering of pamphlets is still allowed.
From what I hear, the Roman Catholic Team is building a gigantic cross glider for the opening ceremonies.
The Gnostics completely sabotaged it with a Divine Spark.
Oh, the divinity.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateDo you have any information on how I can become a sponsor?
I recently came across a new fad that seems to be sweeping the evangelical youth of today. Apparently, these pious young men hurl themselves off tall buildings or mountains while praying their asses off for Jesus to save them. From what I understand the Mormon Xtreme Team is this years most formidable competitor.
Anyone else run across this new sport?
Originally posted by blakbuzzrdNot this year. However, there will be a Jump for Jesus Revival where the entire choir of the Christ The Redeemer Baptist Church will hurl themselves out of a C130 cargo plane from 30,000ft. From this altitude, God should have plenty of time to catch them all. What I'm really looking forward to is that this year they'll be jumping over/off the Hoover damn. Not to be outdone, this will be followed by a lighted night jump by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir off the casinos in Sin City/Las Vegas.
Will there be the usual complement of HALO parachutists?
Originally posted by Hand of HecateIt's like a regular anti-parousia: saints' bodies up in the air, falling down away from Him.
Not this year. However, there will be a Jump for Jesus Revival where the entire choir of the Christ The Redeemer Baptist Church will hurl themselves out of a C130 cargo plane from 30,000ft. From this altitude, God should have plenty of time to catch them all. What I'm really looking forward to is that this year they'll be jumping over/off the Hoove ...[text shortened]... by a lighted night jump by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir off the casinos in Sin City/Las Vegas.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateHow do I become a member of the supporters club?
I recently came across a new fad that seems to be sweeping the evangelical youth of today. Apparently, these pious young men hurl themselves off tall buildings or mountains while praying their asses off for Jesus to save them. From what I understand the Mormon Xtreme Team is this years most formidable competitor.
Anyone else run across this new sport?
Originally posted by Hand of Hecatedoes this prove that god doesnt exist or does it prove that religion makes people do stupid things?
Not this year. However, there will be a Jump for Jesus Revival where the entire choir of the Christ The Redeemer Baptist Church will hurl themselves out of a C130 cargo plane from 30,000ft. From this altitude, God should have plenty of time to catch them all. What I'm really looking forward to is that this year they'll be jumping over/off the Hoove ...[text shortened]... by a lighted night jump by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir off the casinos in Sin City/Las Vegas.
Originally posted by Hand of Hecate"Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God."
I recently came across a new fad that seems to be sweeping the evangelical youth of today. Apparently, these pious young men hurl themselves off tall buildings or mountains while praying their asses off for Jesus to save them. From what I understand the Mormon Xtreme Team is this years most formidable competitor.
Anyone else run across this new sport?
Religious zealots are crazy.