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Final update of Kent Hovind

Final update of Kent Hovind

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He was sentenced an hour or so ago. His wife's sentence has been deferred until March 1st.

Sentence -

Prison time : 120 months (YEC's, that equals 10 years) + plus 3 more years supervision upon release.
$5,800 in monetary assessments
$604,874.87 in retribution
$7078.24 for prosecution costs

So the next time a crazy YEC starts talking up Dr. Dino and baiting you with his $250,000 challenge, you can smugly point out that Uncle Sam has first dibs on that money.

Keep praying for him YEC's. Those prayers sure are working. 🙂

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Originally posted by telerion
He was sentenced an hour or so ago. His wife's sentence has been deferred until March 1st.

Sentence -

Prison time : 120 months (YEC's, that equals 10 years) + plus 3 more years supervision upon release.
$5,800 in monetary assessments
$604,874.87 in retribution
$7078.24 for prosecution costs

So the next time a crazy YEC starts talki ...[text shortened]... first dibs on that money.

Keep praying for him YEC's. Those prayers sure are working. 🙂
He has obviously been set up by the pro-Darwin authorities. They couldn't prove him wrong and so set about destroying his life they only way they knew how. It's not fair I tell you.

What are YEC's?

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Yes...but... did he flush?

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Originally posted by Palynka
Yes...but... did he flush?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjKMhtyI3L8
Smart Guy, Ali G. LMAO.

(Edit: oh and Young Earth Creationists)

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Originally posted by Palynka
Yes...but... did he flush?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjKMhtyI3L8
"I am a homo sapien"

Ouch!

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Originally posted by telerion
Prison time : 120 months (YEC's, that equals 10 years) + plus 3 more years supervision upon release.
$5,800 in monetary assessments
$604,874.87 in retribution
$7078.24 for prosecution costs

So the next time a crazy YEC starts talking up Dr. Dino and baiting you with his $250,000 challenge, you can smugly point out that Uncle Sam has first dibs on that money.

Keep praying for him YEC's. Those prayers sure are working. 🙂[/b]
No, no, no. A YEC'er will insist that the REAL sentence is really only 10 seconds instead of 10 years despite the evidence to the contrary. However, in DEY (thats dog earth years) I believe the sentence is more like 100,000 years. Its all about perspective you know.

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Originally posted by telerion
Keep praying for him YEC's. Those prayers sure are working. 🙂[/b]
You see thats his problem. I'm an OEC and therefore I have not been keeping up those prayers for him since he is a YEC. Otherwise I think it would be safe to assume he would'nt be having these kinds of problems now. 😛

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Originally posted by telerion
He was sentenced an hour or so ago. His wife's sentence has been deferred until March 1st.

Sentence -

Prison time : 120 months (YEC's, that equals 10 years) + plus 3 more years supervision upon release.
$5,800 in monetary assessments
$604,874.87 in retribution
$7078.24 for prosecution costs

So the next time a crazy YEC starts talki ...[text shortened]... first dibs on that money.

Keep praying for him YEC's. Those prayers sure are working. 🙂
Ignoring the obvious bonus of now having a captive audience, I think KH should have checked the small print of his Bible: "render... unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's"; or at least have checked up on acquiring legal tax-exempt status.

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Originally posted by Halitose
Ignoring the obvious bonus of now having a captive audience, I think KH should have checked the small print of his Bible: "render... unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's"; or at least have checked up on acquiring legal tax-exempt status.
You're not quoting the entire passage - "Render unto Ceasar the things that are Ceasar's and to God the things that are God's."

You are God's? Have you rendered yourself up to God? Or are you just concerned with KH's taxes?

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Originally posted by whodey
You see thats his problem. I'm an OEC and therefore I have not been keeping up those prayers for him since he is a YEC. Otherwise I think it would be safe to assume he would'nt be having these kinds of problems now. 😛
Good point. 😛

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