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Why does Muffy not care about any of my problems? A recent $27million jackpot went to some other less desrving schmuck when I was very clear in my prayers to Muffy that I really needed the money. Why I have been foresaken by the spirit of the Muff?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Why does Muffy not care about any of my problems? A recent $27million jackpot went to some other less desrving schmuck when I was very clear in my prayers to Muffy that I really needed the money. Why I have been foresaken by the spirit of the Muff?
Muffy understands your 'needs' better than you do. Muffy's gift is one of understanding, which is far more important than cash - that is, unless you intended to give the money to the Church of Muffy and thus spread the word.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Why does Muffy not care about any of my problems? A recent $27million jackpot went to some other less desrving schmuck when I was very clear in my prayers to Muffy that I really needed the money. Why I have been foresaken by the spirit of the Muff?
Muffy likes paradoxes. He cares and he doesn't care. He exists and he doesn't exist. You have to believe in Him and you musn't believe in him. If you complain he will destroy you with a deafening silence😉

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Originally posted by dj2becker
Muffy likes paradoxes. He cares and he doesn't care. He exists and he doesn't exist. You have to believe in Him and you musn't believe in him. If you complain he will destroy you with a deafening silence😉
If you complain he will destroy you with a deafening silence

Are you a Muffy believer now too? Where did you receive this revelation?

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Originally posted by telerion
[b]If you complain he will destroy you with a deafening silence

Are you a Muffy believer now too? Where did you receive this revelation?[/b]
Yes. I belive in the non-existance of Muffy 😉

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Originally posted by dj2becker
Yes. I belive in the non-existance of Muffy 😉
Was this revealed to you by Muffy?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Why does Muffy not care about any of my problems? A recent $27million jackpot went to some other less desrving schmuck when I was very clear in my prayers to Muffy that I really needed the money. Why I have been foresaken by the spirit of the Muff?
Muffy always answers our prayers , but the answer is almost always "no" .

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