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FORUM MESSIAH AMONGST US! REPENT!

FORUM MESSIAH AMONGST US! REPENT!

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Word has come from on high that the FORUM MESSIAH walks amongst us and will shortly be revealed. Repent sinners! Judgement day is upon us!

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Word has come from on high that the FORUM MESSIAH walks amongst us and will shortly be revealed. Repent sinners! Judgement day is upon us!
How much time do we have left?

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Originally posted by NicolaiS
How much time do we have left?
The time of judgement is approaching my brothers, are you ready to feel the might of FORUM JESUS?!

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Ivan be praised!

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Well I'm losing count. Forum Christ, no1 rising again any number of times, now Forum Messiah...The Resurrection kind of loses its magic when it's repeated ad nauseam don't you think? Time for the Anti-Resurrection!

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Well I'm losing count. Forum Christ, no1 rising again any number of times, now Forum Messiah...The Resurrection kind of loses its magic when it's repeated ad nauseam don't you think? Time for the Anti-Resurrection!
Speak not against IVANHOE our HOLY FATHER. NO1 THE BLASPHEMER is an instrument of the DEVIL! He has been sent to cast Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt into the Minds of the FORUM MESSIAH's flock!

Plus, if you shut the hell up about any little "discrepancies" we'll make you a Cardinal of the Church of the Sacred Douche and you can bilk the parishioners out of plenty of coin (not to mention the fringe benefits.... mmmm.... alterboys).