1. Standard memberHand of Hecate
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    09 Feb '09 20:13
    "If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."
    - Carl Sagan (1934-1996)

    Obviously, apple pie is the sole reason for creating the Universe. I'm surprised I didn't see it before.
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    09 Feb '09 20:24
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    "If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."
    - Carl Sagan (1934-1996)

    Obviously, apple pie is the sole reason for creating the Universe. I'm surprised I didn't see it before.
    It's not widely known, but in the first draft of "Contact", the astronomer who discovers the coded message from the stars is named Spanky, and the message, when decoded, turns out to be an inexplicable instruction to "take it to Spirituality".
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    09 Feb '09 20:26
    Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
    It's not widely known, but in the first draft of "Contact", the astronomer who discovers the coded message from the stars is named Spanky, and the message, when decoded, turns out to be an inexplicable instruction to "take it to Spirituality".
    Even more restricted is the knowledge that the psychopathic computer in 2001 was originally a hysteric named LOL3000.
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    09 Feb '09 20:33
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    "If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."
    - Carl Sagan (1934-1996)

    Obviously, apple pie is the sole reason for creating the Universe. I'm surprised I didn't see it before.
    Oh, not only apple pie, but apple pie *with* hot vanilla sauce!
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    09 Feb '09 20:52
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    "If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."
    - Carl Sagan (1934-1996)

    Obviously, apple pie is the sole reason for creating the Universe. I'm surprised I didn't see it before.
    As with a human I therefore presume.
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    09 Feb '09 21:12
    Originally posted by FabianFnas
    Oh, not only apple pie, but apple pie *with* hot vanilla sauce!
    Do you think He threw some Vanilla Ice Cream on there as well? I wonder why this doesn't appear in the Bible?
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    09 Feb '09 21:26
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    Do you think He threw some Vanilla Ice Cream on there as well? I wonder why this doesn't appear in the Bible?
    He has some Secrets of His own.
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    09 Feb '09 21:35
    Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
    Even more restricted is the knowledge that the psychopathic computer in 2001 was originally a hysteric named LOL3000.
    Ha! "Im in ur conversation, reading ur lipz."
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    09 Feb '09 22:29
    Originally posted by FabianFnas
    He has some Secrets of His own.
    I feel curiously in touch with the Universe. I think I'll have some pie.
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    10 Feb '09 00:40
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    "If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."
    - Carl Sagan (1934-1996)

    Obviously, apple pie is the sole reason for creating the Universe. I'm surprised I didn't see it before.
    Assuming, of course, that one believes that Carl Sagan is a god, and based on his authority we can, by faith, believe that the universe was created just to make apple pie.

    😉
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    10 Feb '09 00:441 edit
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    Do you think He threw some Vanilla Ice Cream on there as well? I wonder why this doesn't appear in the Bible?
    Of it appears in the Bible -- it was an apple pie after all.
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    10 Feb '09 03:28
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    "If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."
    - Carl Sagan (1934-1996)

    Obviously, apple pie is the sole reason for creating the Universe. I'm surprised I didn't see it before.
    Carl Sagan said this? I would have expected him to state that in order to make an apple pie, one must gather some primodial ooze.
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    10 Feb '09 06:22
    Billions and billions of apples!
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    10 Feb '09 06:26
    Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
    [b]Billions and billions of apples![/b]
    That does sound awfully like the Voice of God.
  15. Standard memberHand of Hecate
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    11 Feb '09 02:14
    Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
    That does sound awfully like the Voice of God.
    Furthermore, I've decided that Raspberry Pie with thick whipped cream is a close second to the Godliness of Apple Pie. It should also be noted that 3 day old beef and bean burritos are of the Devil.
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