God and Satan chewing the fat

Originally posted by wolfgang59
[b]A conversation starter!
So this omnipotent god is socially inept and needs an ice-breaker before chatting to Satan?

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Ecclesiastes 8:11

Originally posted by wolfgang59
Surely some mistake here!!!
Why would god ask Satan a question?

7 The LORD said to Satan, “Where have you come from?”

God knows everything doesnt he? In particular I thought he might like to keep tabs on Satan!

How do you know God knows everything?

Originally posted by RJHinds
How do you know God knows everything?

Isnt your god omniscient?

Originally posted by wolfgang59
Isnt your god omniscient?

I don't know. Where does it say that in the Holy Bible?

Originally posted by wolfgang59
What do these two chat about when they meet?

The weather.

Originally posted by RJHinds
I don't know. Where does it say that in the Holy Bible?

I suppose you have your own unique definition of omniscient but omniscience generally seems a given. Here are a few quotes from your book.

Job 37:16
Do you know the balancings of the clouds,
the wondrous works of him who is perfect in knowledge.

Psalm 147:5
Great is our Lord and mighty in power;
his understanding has no limit.

John 3:19-20
By this we shall know that we are of the truth and reassure our heart before him; for whenever our heart condemns us, God is greater than our heart, and he knows everything.

Originally posted by josephw
The weather.

They're both British?? 😀

Originally posted by josephw
The weather.

They're both British?? 😀

Originally posted by wolfgang59
I suppose you have your own unique definition of omniscient but omniscience generally seems a given. Here are a few quotes from your book.

Job 37:16
Do you know the balancings of the clouds,
the wondrous works of him who is [b]perfect in knowledge.

Psalm 147:5
Great is our Lord and mighty in power;
his understanding has no limit.

...[text shortened]... r whenever our heart condemns us, God is greater than our heart, and he knows everything.[/b]

So if God knows everything, He must be just playing dumb when He asks
questions.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
What do these two chat about when they meet?

The benefit of hindsight?