1. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    god theories

    1] possible but doubtful that there were once some gods but they all died in storied wars; 2] if there are gods, they may be found in deep forests among nature's largest trees; 3] most gods are crafted by skilled workers from polished metals or hewn stone; 4] god's a girl and is much too private to choose to be revealed; 5] christians invented their own version of god out of ancient myths and fables; 6] individuals becomes their own god, if and when they convert the special spark within their beings into living flames; 7] guardian angels are gods; 8] true gods live in laboratories; 9] literature, philosophy and mathematics are the true homes of gods; 10] certain sacred animals are important gods; 11] family trees contain relevant, ancestral gods; 12] gods hide in astrological stars; 13] garp is god; 14 there is no god, never was one. who's crazy? any answers?
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    04 Mar '13 20:51
    Then there is pantheism: Everything--even pelican guano--is god.
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    04 Mar '13 22:15
    Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
    Then there is pantheism: Everything--even pelican guano--is god.
    That would be weird: God is everything, but everything doesn't know it is God; God isn't God.
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    04 Mar '13 23:28
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    [b]god theories

    1] possible but doubtful that there were once some gods but they all died in storied wars; 2] if there are gods, they may be found in deep forests among nature's largest trees; 3] most gods are crafted by skilled workers from polished metals or hewn stone; 4] god's a girl and is much too private to choose to be revealed; 5] christ ...[text shortened]... gical stars; 13] garp is god; 14 there is no god, never was one. who's crazy? any answers?
    -[/b]
    None of the above?
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    Is money the new god ?
  6. Standard memberKepler
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    05 Mar '13 00:02
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    [b]god theories

    1] possible but doubtful that there were once some gods but they all died in storied wars; 2] if there are gods, they may be found in deep forests among nature's largest trees; 3] most gods are crafted by skilled workers from polished metals or hewn stone; 4] god's a girl and is much too private to choose to be revealed; 5] christ ...[text shortened]... gical stars; 13] garp is god; 14 there is no god, never was one. who's crazy? any answers?
    -[/b]
    15 God is an excuse for childish squabbles on the internet. If god did not exist we would have to invent him to fill this purpose.
  7. Donationrwingett
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    05 Mar '13 01:35
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    [b]god theories

    1] possible but doubtful that there were once some gods but they all died in storied wars; 2] if there are gods, they may be found in deep forests among nature's largest trees; 3] most gods are crafted by skilled workers from polished metals or hewn stone; 4] god's a girl and is much too private to choose to be revealed; 5] christ ...[text shortened]... gical stars; 13] garp is god; 14 there is no god, never was one. who's crazy? any answers?
    -[/b]
    1] Barbaric and antiquated. 2] Very close. 3] Abominable. 4] No comment. 5] There are really only a few layers of separation between the two. 6] Narcissistic. 7] Just plain stupid. 8] Abominable (once again). 9] My, don't we think highly of ourselves? 10] Warm, but getting cooler. 11] Cool, but getting warmer. 12] Get with the program. 13] Great movie (book) 14] The devil is in the details.
  8. Donationrwingett
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    05 Mar '13 01:40
    Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
    Then there is pantheism: Everything--even pelican guano--is god.
    The question is not whether pelican guano (which, after all, has a neutral effect on humanity) is god, but whether something like a bacteria like Clostridium difficile (which has a decidedly harmful effect on humanity) is also god.
  9. Donationrwingett
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    05 Mar '13 01:41
    Originally posted by FreakyKBH
    That would be weird: God is everything, but everything doesn't know it is God; God isn't God.
    It's not as weird as you seem to think.
  10. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    05 Mar '13 02:05
    Originally posted by Suzianne

    None of the above?
    if 'none of the above' accurately define god theories,

    doesn't that suggest that you believe all fourteen equal the opposite of theory...

    or certaninties, facts, proofs and realities?
  11. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    05 Mar '13 02:07
    Originally posted by Kepler

    15 God is an excuse for childish squabbles on the internet. If god did not exist we would have to invent him to fill this purpose.
    hmm...

    why?
  12. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    05 Mar '13 02:10
    Originally posted by rwingett
    1] Barbaric and antiquated. 2] Very close. 3] Abominable. 4] No comment. 5] There are really only a few layers of separation between the two. 6] Narcissistic. 7] Just plain stupid. 8] Abominable (once again). 9] My, don't we think highly of ourselves? 10] Warm, but getting cooler. 11] Cool, but getting warmer. 12] Get with the program. 13] Great movie (book) 14] The devil is in the details.
    .... well delineated
  13. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    05 Mar '13 02:13
    Originally posted by Paul Dirac II

    Then there is pantheism: Everything--even pelican guano--is god.
    rhp/sf post of the month

    i saw it; pounced upon it; and liked it,

    a lot; and larfed
  14. Donationrwingett
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    05 Mar '13 02:22
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    .... well delineated
    You can do better than that. Try again.
  15. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    05 Mar '13 02:41
    Originally posted by OdBod

    Is money the new god ?
    now, that'$ interesting.

    what denomination?
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